🏧Ryan🇺🇸

Maintain the Mystery @atleti🔴⚪️ @LAGalaxy⚪️🟡 @raiders⚪️⚫️

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

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[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

Complaining about kickoff times like the rest of the world doesn’t have stupid kickoff times for literally everything else?? A 10:30am champions league final this year was bullshit but hey, I live in the US so???

[mith @mithITFC]

This might be the worst World Cup ever. Kick off times are absolutely shite, ‘hydration’ breaks killing every game. Why am I waking up to the news of the Germans and Dutch both being knocked out on pens?

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

I feel like I’ve had 3 days per day for the last 3 days. Something is definitely up.

[jimmy @JIMMYEDGAR]

CERN is shutting down the collider and suddenly the days feel like the 24 hours that we experienced as prodigal children and not 3.3 hours

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

When I go to Madrid I want to recreate this but holding me up.

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

I didn’t notice the trident till this video. I love the kit now.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

Yo, señalándole a mis padres la camiseta que quiero 🫵

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

I’m really enjoying the worst closing shift I’ve ever had the pleasure of walking in to!

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

Just be in America. It’s not rocket science.

[Paul Keeley @drcrouchback]

This isn’t a proper World Cup. A proper World Cup is when you turn the telly on and there’s non-stop matches between 12noon and 10pm. This 1am rubbish isn’t proper.

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

Jesus #MyXAnniversary

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

The ‘We beat the USA’ award. Idk what that’s even worth?

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Group D of World Cup

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

What about talking to yourself in third-person?

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

And people who sell shoe cleaner at a mall!

[Bo Tussi @BoJaxGOAT]

the dudes at Costco working for AT&T trying to get you to switch phone providers has to be a top 5 worst jobs in the world

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

If he’s worth 170 I want the 500 release clause for Julian.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Manchester City reach an agreement with Nottingham Forest to sign Elliot Anderson for a fee in the region of $170M, per multiple sources 💸

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

Wow. I’m a homeowner.

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

@stingATM Didn’t even put in his 2week notice. Smh.

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

After the Griezmann fiasco years ago, his shirt was the only one I’d been willing to buy since.

[Mattress Makers Life💫🇪🇸 @Billy2463375771]

You're the ONE, has always been❤️🤍
No one ever comes close 🥹

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

And the US has Tim Howard saying there’s a 0(ZERO) percent chance we win.

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

this quote is awesome by cape verde coach-

"This is something we owe to other smaller national teams, teams that struggled to qualify for a world tournament. We're also here to show that a country may be small, may struggle financially, but if they are resilient, if they can endure struggle, they can also stand shoulder to shoulder with other major teams and with players who are on another level."

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

Delete this and repost it. You won’t.

[Atlético de Madrid @atletienglish]

Match day 🇦🇷💪

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

Just getting off work to see the news of the J****** A****** Interview. It’s sickening.

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

On par with Felix. Might be even worse tbh.

[𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗼𝘀 @josekun10]

Lo sacamos de ser un eterno reserva.

Lo conviertes en jugador franquicia, lo mimas cuando se pasa CUATRO MESES perdiendo balones, toda la afición LE AMA y te lo paga así.

Una de las mayores decepciones que han pasado por el club.

VETE YA.

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

They can have him for the low price of £200m. Good riddance.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING! Julián Álvarez: “I don’t want to hide or act like I don’t want to be clear. I try to be honest”.

“I spoke to Atlético people and I think the BEST for everyone involved is for me to LEAVE”.

“I want to fulfill my DREAM”, told ESPN. 💭

[🏧Ryan🇺🇸 @_Ryan_Castro]

Im a loser and I love my LA Galaxy.

[pnorm @paleonormie]

people who don't understand why association football is niche in the United States have clearly never seen a crowd of MLS fans

they're not cool people you want to be seen with