Rymmes🕷️

Ghetto Yute

[Rymmes🕷️ @_Rymmes]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you cannot reconcile with anyone who refuses to acknowledge how they mishandled you. Time passing is not an apology. If they never named the harm, they are not offering a future. They are asking you to forget so they can feel clean again.

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

I was on a flight when the flight attendant walked up to the man sitting in front of me and said, “Sir, you’ve been upgraded to first class.” I expected him to celebrate. Instead, he immediately asked, “Can my wife take it?”...

[GREAT_KOFFIE🇰🇪 @G_Koffie001]

Kugongelewa ni one thing, kuwekewa mimba na unalea for years is another..kupewa ukimwi is the worst

[Mtemi 👑 Bokono 🇰🇪 @Bokono_m]

Umefanya DNA jomba

[Just Esther @Just__Esther]

Can having sex with a man who has a large penis permanently stretch your pussy?

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Laughing with your mom is genuinely one of the best feelings ever.

[Rymmes🕷️ @_Rymmes]

@martinsstony Hio nayo ni yake man

[Artins🇰🇪 @martinsstony]

Peeni tu Yamal iyo Ballon D'or

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Growing up is understanding that this kind of dish is way better than fast food

[Rymmes🕷️ @_Rymmes]

Heri nyinyi unemployed… leo ni end month na me ndo nko na deni ya bossy.

[Rymmes🕷️ @_Rymmes]

@snrgoodman Huku railways bana

[Rymmes🕷️ @_Rymmes]

Heri nyinyi unemployed… leo ni end month na me ndo nko na deni ya bossy.

[Rymmes🕷️ @_Rymmes]

@Entr_dawood Thats a nice swimming pool bro won

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

What's your best stoner movie?

[Krazzy @Kingolley]

darkskin women are so beautiful and sexy

[The prime K @Kevoh273]

When you are about to kuinama then you remember you didn't wipe after gooning last night,so you use the crusted c*m to pika ugali and shii is lowkey heavens

[Cassandra 🌺 @Casandrafaith25]

Every man should date a red flag at least once in his life. It builds character 😂😂

[POKOT ICON @CFC_Haron]

Majamaa pale church kesho mimi ndio guest of honor representing youths tukichangia pastor gari mpya na sina hata mia, nikieka number mtani okoa?

[lynne254 🌹🌺🇰🇪 @aderline254_]

Kwa harusi yangu kuserve itakua mara moja.....unamaliza kuserve unapakiwa paint kwa forehead 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

[Khalid @GeoStrat_Khalid]

There's a small audience for geopolitical content on Kenyan Twitter. Real engagement comes from engaging international audiences.

[McCOY @1youngMcCoy]

Millennials hawaamini tunatumia firimbi na pararira badala ya zile nduru zao tukilewa

[🤠freakin😂 @freakin_039]

Kuna mtu nimeona amepostiwa mara tatu lakini siwezi sema