Bruce Robertson

Detective Sergeant. I spend my time fucking around with drugs, alcohol, sex, and the games. It's a filthy job getting to the top, but somebody's got to do it

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

Why is it always so fucking quiet here every time I show up? Are you fucking cocks scared o' Brucie or somethin'?

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

@JustALostThief I'm not lying, now back off, Simon.

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

@JustALostThief Me? I'm an officer, why would I be on drugs? I don't even take the ones that shrink tried to force down me.

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

@JustALostThief the wide on the cards.

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

@JustALostThief make sure you keep him away from Martins street corner. Don't want to spoil his night. Meanwhile, I've got an evening with -

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

@JustALostThief I don't want ta go clubbing with you two, no. I'm fine on my own.

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

@JustALostThief Everything's fine. Just fucking peachy.

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

@JustALostThief clearly you don't, if you think I give a fuck about that bufty whore.

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

@JustALostThief if he were still alive.

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

@JustALostThief Why should it mean anything to me? I grew up with our dad, but that doesnae mean I wouldn't put a bullet through his brain-

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

@JustALostThief some sort o' wee beastie.

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

@JustALostThief Don't know, don't care. All I care is that he's off my streets, because at the moment he's lurking in every dark alley like-

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

@JustALostThief I wouldn't say he was any of those things. Picked him off the street last week, he wasn't in the best shape then.

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

@JustALostThief I'm good. In line for a promotion, and I've scooped our wee brother off the streets more times than I can count.

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

@JustALostThief course you did. I'm the only interesting one in this fucking family.

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

@JustALostThief Fuck no. It was just gettin' peaceful around here.

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

Startin' ta think that my brothers have all vanished. No that that's a bad thing.

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

@Badass_Beeyotch "I guess it must be good genetics. Maybe my old man was useful for somethin' after all."

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

@Badass_Beeyotch Same to you, Leigh. An' ye should know better than to believe somethin' could take Bruce fucking Robertson out.

[Bruce Robertson @_SameRulesApply]

Mornin'