Unstoppable Sandra 🚀

Believer || GTM Engineer || Clay Expert

[Unstoppable Sandra 🚀 @_SandraUche]

It’s my birthday today 🥹🥳💅🏾🎉🎂

[🌍 (🇨🇮🇨🇦🇨🇻🇦🇺) @underIineoasl]

Players developed by the Nigerian system: 0

[Chief Chilo💋 @therealchilotam]

Nigerian men hold at least 90% of political offices in Nigeria and have significantly made our lives worse since we were all born, but you people are convulsing at the idea of a female president. How many women in office have ruined your lives like your Nigerian male politicians?

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Mele Kyari as MD NNPC reportedly stole 210 trillion naira.

But we all forget who the minister of petroleum was at that time.

The minister of petroleum was, Mr. Integrity, the incorruptible, Saint, Muhammadu Buhari.

[yeriii🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇨 @monkeydyeri]

Current president giving us promises like he is a presidential candidate

[kheet @leclyke]

everyone needs to learn the difference between nationality and ethnicity immediately, otherwise this is going to be a long world cup

[tammy† @tammyfrmdao]

for fela mind now he go think say he witness bad government.

[Phiz❤️🌙 @phisco_]

Na Chinua Achebe I even dey think of, weytin e for write if he witness this government.

[timi. 🦥 @algo8timi]

the more cult documentaries I watch, I realize I’m too lazy to ever be in a cult lol. it’s always manual labor, rituals and struggle

[Softboy @softboywin]

I’m deleting Apple Maps that shit be tryna take you to the cartel

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

You are cutting off your friends for calling your husband by his first name, whereas your husband is not cutting off his friends for calling you by your first name.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Virtuous wife

[Soham @king26_sk]

hahaha well paid job where I do meaningful work and have friends and good commute and don't feel like kms lmaoooooo 🤣🤣

[☄️ @Aatishfishann]

to be loved is to be seen

[peace. @_apotie]

nigeria is such a horrible place

[cay @koralinadean]

thats not happening u dont have to even worry about that xx

[Seun Edema @seun_edema]

One of the hardest things I’ve ever done in my life.

MSc Petroleum, Energy Economics and Finance with Distinction. 👩🏽‍🎓

[S @smishya18]

You might see me in jail but you’ll never see me put on an AI generated picture of myself as my LinkedIn pfp 😭😭😭

[temi may. the executive assistant @temilolusogebi]

An entire state can get wiped out in one night and Nigerians will go to work the next day. We’re being exposed to an insane level of violence and we’re scrolling away

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

It always beats my brain that Nigeria has a dedicated national programme & budget to fund the rehabilitation of terrorists but has nothing dedicated for the victims of the terrorists who are traumatized for life.

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

Twitter for fictional stories

If dem never kpai one of una, the others no go rest.

[Ị gbara aka bịa ịlụ m? @_SLYTAUREAN]

Is this just not wild and obscene?!?