Sarah Dias

[Pizza Dad @Pizza__Dad]

Me when The Patrick Star Show debuts

[ǝbıɐd @paigalynn95]

acnh: it’s almost bunny day! get ready for bunny day!!

me: *still processing the trauma of last bunny day*

[Brianna Turner @_Breezy_Briii]

Ncaa mbb tournament vibes: We are happy to have you here
Ncaa wbb tournament vibes: You should be happy you’re here

[SEDONA @sedonaprince_]

Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention

[John Moffitt 🌊🌊🧢 🇺🇦 @JohnRMoffitt]

Beware, my friends ... the #IdesofMarch !

Watch your friends a bit closer on Monday.

[tiff @tiffohsnapp]

Thinking you found a parking spot and then boom. Kia fucking soul.

[KB @iCianan]

Forgetting to cancel the free trial gotta be a $100 Billion industry.

[☀️ @WickedWellYes]

Happy Birthday to Gabriel Fernandez! He would’ve been 16 today! RIP angel & we shall never forget you! ❤️

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Dolly Parton asking the TN state legislature to remove from consideration a bill that would dedicate a statue to her because she feels it's inappropriate for this moment in our history is exactly why Dolly Parton deserves a statue.

[Colin @ColinsanityInc]

Tattoos and piercings are not unprofessional. You know what's unprofessional? Unpaid internships.

[Fight For DEMOCRACY @zkzeldlin]

#SaveMyanmar
#SaveMyanmar
The world need to know what happening in Myanmar #SaveMyanmar

[Brigitte Gabriel @ACTBrigitte]

All it took was a couple thousand nerds on Reddit to prove Wall-street is a scam.

[Joe Haden @joehaden23]

Freshest family at the inauguration.

[Geeky Waffle Network @Geeky_Waffle]

Today we are all Leslie Knope.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

UNPRESIDENTIAL: Joe Biden has been speaking at the Capitol for 55 seconds and has not incited a single terrorist attack

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

What a wild two weeks for our country but especially for people like Capitol Police Officer Eugene Goodman.

On Jan 6, he put his life on the line when he lured insurrectionists away from Senators and staff.

Two weeks later, he’s escorting VPE Kamala Harris into the US Capitol

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

As you honor my father today, please honor my mother, as well. She was the architect of the King Legacy and founder of @TheKingCenter, which she founded less than three months after Daddy died. Without #CorettaScottKing, there would be no #MLKDay. #MLK  #BelovedCommunity

[EARTHGANG @EarthGang]

Trump supporters listened to everything he said except drinking that Clorox....