Sass Master Sarah

vodka cranberry and chill

[Sass Master Sarah @_saraHernandez_]

@highimang Ohmygod thats so exciting! ❤️👏🏼 thanks for the PSA!

[Sass Master Sarah @_saraHernandez_]

Take me on a build a bear date so i know its real

[Harry Jowsey @HarryJowsey]

Sometimes people pretend you’re a bad person so they don’t feel guilty for how they treated you

[LAY @laylasportz]

“Where did you learn to cook like that?”

“Milwaukee.” 😭😭😭

[Sass Master Sarah @_saraHernandez_]

I see my classmates more than I see my family. Ope😬

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

NOT on my watch.

[Sass Master Sarah @_saraHernandez_]

I may or may not have went stress shopping and spent $100 on new clothes because I have 2 tests, a quiz, and 2 major projects due this week😬

[sadie & that ✰ @starlostchnie]

this is the only day you can retweet this

[Sass Master Sarah @_saraHernandez_]

When you go to target for one thing and leave with everything but the one thing you actually needed 😩

[Ricky Rocksteady @RocksteadyRicky]

Capitol during Capitol
BLM protests today

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

$934 billion defense budget...

[Sass Master Sarah @_saraHernandez_]

I had a candy cane for breakfast. Happy New Year.

[Sass Master Sarah @_saraHernandez_]

I talked about boob jobs with my fave nurse for like 2 hours today. Hows your Sunday going? 😂

[Sass Master Sarah @_saraHernandez_]

When its secret santa at work but nobody added you to that email so you show up empty handed and awkward

[Sass Master Sarah @_saraHernandez_]

Making vegan thanksgiving side dishes this year. Praying that their edible 😂🙏🏻

[Sass Master Sarah @_saraHernandez_]

I had to explain what emo was to a nurse today 😂

[Rach 😈 @rachelforinger]

Can we talk about how hard it is to learn to communicate in a healthy relationship when you're only used to toxic/abusive forms of communication