sara

perpetually in cincinnati

[sara @_sarakeith]

Those tiny little cans of Diet Coke? That’s better than drugs to me.

[sara @_sarakeith]

Happy birthday to my mojito loving baby daddy 💙💙 29 is your year I just know it

[sara @_sarakeith]

@mashedpotato41 I will get you your dream wedding for the cost of a Vegas elopement or I will be damned

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

LIBERAL Christmas Songs

-I Saw PARENTAL FIGURE Kissing NONBINARY Claus
-JOE BIDEN Bells
-Baby it’s ABORTION Outside
-We Wish You A Merry HOLIDAYS
-Last Christmas
-All I Want For XMas is AN ABORTION
-Oh WOKEMAS Tree
-PRONOUN Night
-THEY/THEM Bells

[sara @_sarakeith]

@ohmalia I’m sorry that was jarring

[sara @_sarakeith]

HOOK EM HORNS

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The University of Texas has announced that students whose families make less than $100,000 annually will receive free tuition and waived fees.

[grovy @grovymango]

My friends are celebrities to me. They are gorgeous. I want to know what they ate today. They are very cool and awesome and talented to me.

[sara @_sarakeith]

The only good thing that has happened in the last 7 days is The Giver by Chappell

[sara @_sarakeith]

painfully

[dani ◡̈ - is seeing bts! @thvlyt]

blue ppl who live in red states how do y’all do it i don’t think i could

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[sara @_sarakeith]

🤭

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

IN THE CLERB, WE ALL FAM!

[sara @_sarakeith]

@LarTeeg I’d instantly have a panic attack (and have)

[sara @_sarakeith]

damn I’m a wife

[sara @_sarakeith]

damn i’m a fiancé

[sara @_sarakeith]

I swear the best work I do is at the airport, waiting for my flight, trying to look like a boss lady

[NFL @NFL]

Pookie is looking absolutely fire tonight.

[Tony Pike @tony_pike15]

Man! I’m jealous! Enjoy it!

[Austin Elmore @autyelmore]

Let’s gooooo!!! Have one for me!

[sara @_sarakeith]

@mashedpotato41 NO

[sara @_sarakeith]

@ohmalia 🤩

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.