Sassy Lady

Sassy, God-fearing sorority alumnae that rocks the Fortune 500 world and out on town. Work hard, be kinder, sleep never. ❤

[Sassy Lady @_SassyLady]

Back from the dead...

[Sassy Lady @_SassyLady]

How you know a national event is going on after work...#finalfour #waze

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@TheLovelyLady_ missed you more slut muffin ❤️❤️❤️

[Sassy Lady @_SassyLady]

@LypstickJungle I've neglected yall for far too long!! Life back in full swing and my sassy pants are on!

[Sassy Lady @_SassyLady]

Men may have discovered fire...

But women learned how to play with it. #SATC 🔥❤️🔥

[Sassy Lady @_SassyLady]

I'm back, bitchessss ❤️❤️❤️ @TheLovelyLady_ @LypstickJungle @TheTexanVixen @Northern_Gents @bonesb1 @WellspokeMan

[Sassy Lady @_SassyLady]

If this whole "lumberjack" look could never fade away, thaaaaaaat would be great.

[Sassy Lady @_SassyLady]

When you actively encourage people to cheat on their SO's, posting your relationship goals on Facebook seems like a sham.

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You know it's Friday when you're taking your #Adderall with a 5-hour energy shot.

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@TheLovelyLady_ I have a new number thanks to new company getting me a new phone so I will DM you!!!

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@TheLovelyLady_ how are you?!!!

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@TheLovelyLady_ real life has taken over my anonymous one! Hahaha. New job is crazy awesome and actually requires my brain. #eww

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If I ever send my husband to work with a lunchbox, the notes written on his napkin would be X-rated.

[Sassy Lady @_SassyLady]

Toying with temptation, how quickly it turns from curiosity to seeing how close your lips can get to that forbidden fruit without tasting.

[KristinBentz @KristinBentz]

#BLONDELINGUAL

[Sassy Lady @_SassyLady]

She can roll with the punches...as long as she's in control.

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Went to try on $500 worth of @hm 15mins before close and was told "they're closed-sorry."
No-I'm sorry my fav store just lost my business. 😕

[Sassy Cupcake @SassyTexasGal]

Relationship status: Everyone knows my name at Dunkin Donuts.

[Sassy Lady @_SassyLady]

Lazy Sunday's are supposed to be filled with sex, pasta and marathon movie watching.