SatanWatch 👿

Satan-related news aggregator (no one else was doing it)

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

The purpose of this twitter is to collect references to the Devil, Hell, and related topics in mainstream media. It's not pro-Satan; this is just for research. All articles archived for posterity here: https://t.co/vDKIUwwIaw

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

This guy's son used to live across the street from me and he'd throw these huge ragers that would go on till three in the morning with shitty rap music blasting and beers cans strewn everywhere, not one thought given to his neighbors who had to go to work in the morning.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 NOW: Incoming House Minority Whip Rep. Tom Emmer (R) just WENT OFF

"To our colleagues on the left, enjoy this honeymoon phase because come January 3, 2027, you will REGRET EVER putting your name on a ballot."

"House Republicans will put forth an agenda that speaks directly to the American people, policies that actually lower the price of goods, increase wages, create affordable housing, and give every American the opportunity to build their American dream." 🇺🇸

"This Republican leadership team will expose the Democrats' lies and show the American people their true colors as the radical communists that they are!"

"We will expose every empty promise that they made to voters. We will expose Democrats' economic agenda that will make housing, food, gas, and healthcare MORE expensive."

Good, because AMERICANS FIRST is the only way to win in 2 years from now! We have MANY seats to flip back

January 3 is when the new Congress is sworn in and Democrats take control of the House easily.

Republicans still hold the White House and President Trump's veto pen. Nothing gets past Trump's desk without him!

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

The ritz line honestly might be the record-holder for worst lyric of all time, even worse than "Groos" in ELO's Don't Bring Me Down.

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

Always hated this moronic song. "When He rolls up His sleeves He ain't just putting on the ritz" is such an awful opening lyric to, not just a religious song, but any song, that it's enough to discredit Evangelicalism entirely.

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Gen Z is turning back to God

125 young Christians walked into a mall in Portland and broke out in worship singing "Our God Is an Awesome God"

This is the America the left told us was gone

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

I had to listen to this probably hundreds of times at Christian summer camp as a kid and even back then I was cringing. "The Lord wasn't joking when He kicked 'em out of Eden" Can you please be serious😐

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

@ThereseTaylor12 It's been a while and I'm drawing a blank, remember any?

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

Some guy on /r/genealogy discovered that the CEO who led the Titan submarine expedition that killed five people underwater had an ancestor who caused an explosion on a ship that killed six people including the U.S. secretary of state in 1844. Doing the work.

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

@ANAXIFORM_INGES Well there's your problem. Start with beer.

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

@VitoBrevis I can't believe you made me double-check this

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These are just memes, lol. The little characters in these centuries-old grimoires are not so different from Spurdo, Pepe, Apu, Doomer, Chudjak, and the rest of the gang. I'm not being flippant either, the parallels are more than surface-level if you know what I mean...

[Madman Marzipan🪓 @Madman_Marzipan]

I really do enjoy how older depictions of demons and the occult in general could get so bizarre and theatrical.

The Compendium rarissimum has some of my favorites.

[Jacques Huzz @Owen_Kung4000]

@ZachInMillioke Love how when Rudyard Kipling saw Lake Superior he just said “man that shit just ain’t right”

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

@LadiesOfReddit They've probably poisoned the dataset to the point where all models just assume that food truck menus should look like this; an entire genre created via laziness and lack of standards.

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

“We might be enslaved by the AIs”

My entire working life has been functionally indistinguishable from enslavement to a theoretical conscious hivemind of Excel spreadsheets whose only biological imperative is maximising the number of spreadsheets in circulation.

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

@KlonnyPin_Gosch Never understood why it's even legal to hold votes on anything without all members present. This isn't the 18th century where it takes three weeks to travel, what are we doing here?

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@Brumairian @oldsoundcard All hands on deck

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@oldsoundcard I will not allow that to happen. I will manifest a different reality out of sheer spite.

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

Aging is a dizzying concept when you think about it... I as an unc once existed in a realm that younger people can never access, and they'll outlive me to see a realm I'll have no knowledge of... it's like the multiverse almost, we live on separate planes with only brief overlap.

[Dive Missile @PurrelyLily]

i think driving is so passively irritating and isolating that spending much of your life doing it makes you an angrier and less sympathetic person

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

@Empty_America They were basically combination typewriters/fax machines lmfao