me at the function tonight: CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
everyone else: wrong competition dude this is the world cup 😂
me: you think the current world champions wouldn’t know that? *shows CWC trophy*
everyone: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? 😳🤯
me: pints chit chat good people 🍺
I’m I the only one who struggles to identify one peak because his level stayed absurdly high. what exactly was he doing in 2018 that he wasn’t already doing in 2012, 13, 14, 15 etc.
If Eden went Madrid over Chelsea he’d comfortably be regarded top 3 players all time.
I can’t stand anyone who complains about how “expensive” things have gotten. Potatoes are $5/pound. Eat a potato for every meal. Boom. Your job sucks. Become a neurosurgeon. There’s tons of YouTube videos. Boom. No excuses.
The new God of War Faye spin-off is getting huge backlash for making the in-game character way uglier than Deborah Ann Woll, the voice and motion-capture actress behind Faye.
Sony did it again, you can thank the usual consultants