Scotty W

Father, cartoonist, lucky escaper...

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@80s_Kidz Their spare bedroom had a tiled polystyrene ceiling, with a mini snooker table in it. I remember making holes in the tiles in with the cue tips.

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@jakelambertcom really enjoyed your set on #LiveatTheApollo, bravo! The OCD & epilepsy gag 🤣
Cheers Jake 🍺

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@ilovenostalgia Dolores O'Riordon from the Cranberries

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@ilovenostalgia Lock Stock, 2 Smoking Bumholes

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The filming of the water vole on BBC's Big Little Journeys was phenomenal!
#biglittlejourneys

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@historydefined Chances of folks piling out of work, in 1901, in Victorian times, is likely to be restricted to about 17 days.
(before you ask, yes, I am fun at parties 🥳)

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@eliistender10 Dead Man's Moist Shoes

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@husshusshuzz @classicshirts Preferably the former, alphabet Spalletti

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@sarajcox A cat on our road used to terrorise all others, incl. our 2 Tabbies. We called him 'Knuckles' from No 7. One day we caught him in our kitchen mid-bully, put him in a cage & drove to a rescue centre saying we couldn't care for him anymore. Who should work there? The lady at No 7

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@sarajcox ..when the stand up comedian thinks you were the heckler!

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@HermanaMam @NorthEastTweets So sorry for your loss, this is heartbreaking Heather 💔

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Time to recreate the Robin Hood scene, have him chased by dogs up to the Gap. What's that wee laddy, there's no tree to hide up?!
#SycamoreGap

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@putey_pute @CSG1973 Sycamore Gap: Boy, 16, arrested after Hadrian's Wall tree felled 🤔
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Where is tonight's project in Herefordshire? North of the County based on those views, I'm guessing.
#granddesigns
#herefordshire

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@LeeFMc83 Tommy Lawton, outside Goodison in 1937

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@grandoldteam @Everton Spurs 1 Everton 4 - Elland Road, 1995

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@BBCNews I can understand their heartbreak, having to lose a pet must be difficult. But they've 3 months to say goodbye. A luxury that the friends & family of those killed didn't have. It's the right decision.

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@oasiscentral_ @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher @BoneheadsPage @TonyMcCarrolls @oasis Rocking Chair. Tis a belter!

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@MANCHESTERMUS10 Rockfield

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@EvertonNewsFeed @_pauljoyce FFS, shambles. I don't know what has the most uncertain future. Everton FC or the XL Bully.