🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚.

takes everything personally then acts chill :3

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

gonna shove my toes in his mouth if he starts acting right

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

waking him up to head & rubbing him back to sleep when he finish >>>>

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

its my duty as a wife to be as bratty and spoiled as possible

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

want me like i want youuuu

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

i love a man that can make me squirm

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

@yourssophiaa @sebastiant_2085 Body tea. ☕️

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

on the couch being gorgeous and evil

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

so if vampires need permission to come inside. does that mean

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

@elaskas @JordanWats32023 Sweet like honey.

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

giving him the ol’ jfk (messy head in the backseat of my car)

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

if i had a boyfriend i would perform science experiments on it

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

they’re going to put tariffs on dryhumping next

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

anyone know why spiderman’s suit is so tight? is he a slut?

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

men invented pool tables so they can watch each other bend over

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

@alyssapookiie @sebastiant_2085 I dare you to look away.

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

bro you’re a good girl and you know it

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

top me i deserve it

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

the inventor of envelopes is such a freak. wdym i have to lick it

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

if you don’t like being kissed on the lips don’t be such a great friend

[🍒 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕣 ˚. @_ScarMercer]

imagine being a squirter in the 1600s and they call u a witch