Yeff

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

3,000 years from now some sensitive young man in the dusty corner of a college library is going to stumble across these long-banned images of the ancient mythic nation once known as America on a rusty USB stick and no one is going to believe him

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Going to the white house was promised to me 3000 years ago.

[Shaniqua Posting Delusions @DeIudedShaniqwa]

Did anyone really think this guy was a liberal?

[ascendant lower-middle @cIass_man]

signing up for every yoga class within ten miles of her house rn

[Dan Gilbert @cavsdan]

Congratulations to the whole Pistons organization on a great series. Thank you to the @cavs fans for being The Diff tonight. Last but not least… what a magical, outstanding win in the Motor City. Next up: The Big Apple. Let’s keep the journey alive.

[Dominic Michael Tripi @DMichaelTripi]

NEW: Thomas Massie introduces bill requiring AIPAC (American Israel Public Affairs Committee) to register under Foreign Agents Registration Act.

[Bron’s Best @LBJsBest]

The way LeBron moved back then seems even crazier now 😭😭

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me at 10 years old watching my boy explain to his parents why he should be able to have a sleepover

[Grant Cardone @GrantCardone]

Dave: "Hello caller, you're on the air."
Caller: "I put all my emergency savings into an investment."

Dave: "Oh no. How much did you lose?"
Caller: "It made $5m in 37 months."

Dave: "Well you got lucky."
Caller: I converted my 401k into a similar investment & borrowed $8M."

Dave: "that’s the most irresponsible thing I’ve ever heard."
Caller: "It’s worth almost $20M and cash flows to me at $80,000 a month."

Dave: "That's speculation."
Caller: "I sold my house and used all the equity & borrowed another $15M to do the same thing."

Dave: "What is wrong with you?"
Caller: "Dave the investment is worth $250,000,000 today and I’ve refinanced it twice returning all my equity plus $100M, tax free."

Dave: “How many times have you heard me say All debt is bad debt?”
Caller: “I started raising money from friends, family & customers and now I am doing it for them.”

Dave: “Partnerships are risky.”
Caller: “I have 20,000 investors & sent out $100m in cash to them last year.”

Dave: “Who are you?”

Caller: Grant Cardone, CEO of CardoneCapital, $5.3B of real estate holdings, and $2.2B in debt and free cash flow of $112M.”

Dave: Hangs Up

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

James Harden showing up to the playoffs every year

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

Just heard the best/worst caller on the Dave Ramsey podcast.

Married couple, under 30. $145,000 household income. Came on the show to celebrate paying off the mortgage on their $450,000 Georgia home.

Said they starting paying it off early 5 years ago, meaning they had a low interest rate home loan (probably <3%) and started to aggressively pay it down right as interest rates were starting to rise.

Dave Ramsey loved it, launching into a lecture about how 26-year olds who say they can’t buy homes should look at this couple for inspiration. Hahaha.

[devil may crylor swift 🐉 @TheZapken]

it's fucked up what you did to Ethan Winters

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

A day in the life of Tiger Woods

[Yeff @_SchoolboyQueen]

@ExxAlerts Did you even listen to what he said?

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

You are lucky to be in a country with indoor plumbing you 3rd world ooga booga bitch

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

The immortal visual of the entire Democrat party—upon explicit repeated invitation—refusing to stand for the core moral principle that US government owes its allegiance to US citizens and not foreign criminal invaders, is the most shocking image in the history of the US Congress.

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

Not a good look Hildabeast

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Patriot

[NewsForce @Newsforce]

This will never get old, no matter how many times I watch it.