Science Nerd

science teacher, gamer, pc lover, wife, nerd

[. @WillSasso]

Deadpan 7-11 employee giving me my change: "Five, six, seven, eight." Me: "Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!"

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

My 8 yr old just explained to my 6 yr old, "A Hobo is just a homeless guy that tries to act cool."

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Should I be worried? My son just filed the serial number off his squirt gun.

[Science Nerd @_Science_Nerd_]

Chuck Norris was bitten once by a king cobra. After 5 days of agonising pain, the cobra died. #Expendables2

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Help me raise money to buy Nikola Tesla's old laboratory - The Oatmeal http://t.co/hTMy2NPf via @Oatmeal

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I can hear a sound only audible to young people, can you? http://t.co/B3Uw0ClF via @oatmeal

[ThinkGeek @thinkgeek]

It's Monday morning. Here are some some surfing goats: http://t.co/cwrAbSYW

[Science Nerd @_Science_Nerd_]

@Minervity that's disturbing...

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Saw a great egret today

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I scored 12000 points playing #Connectrode! Try beating my score on the same board (Extreme mode): http://t.co/9kH2k43Y

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*happy dance* SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!!!!!!

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At least I managed to stay dry.

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First the bus is 20 minutes late. Then the transmission dies and we all get off and wait for another bus. In the pouring rain.

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It is hard to believe that there are still male chauvinists around in today's day and age...

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I scored 11700 points playing #Connectrode! Try beating my score on the same board (Extreme mode): http://t.co/jlaf0ExL

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I scored 10000 points playing #Connectrode! Try beating my score on the same board (Extreme mode): http://t.co/t4aI0cXY

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Connectrode is awesome! #gaming

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James Hetfield goes out and orders dinner. The waiter asks him, "How would you like to pay, Visa or Mastercard?" He said, "MASTER! MASTER!"

[Science Nerd @_Science_Nerd_]

@Caballeraz yes, indeed

[Caballera @Caballeraz]

Bloomberg needs to ban people from smelling like old cheese.