🚨🚨| BREAKING: Uruguay's Football Association have 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 the squad's private plane. ✈️❌
All players will return home on commercial flights after their World Cup exit.
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Women are going to Brazil to pay $13,000 to have their body counts spiritually reset to zero.
The treatment is offered at a body count recovery center in Brazil.