sheyorwatever.

on here to laugh and retweet | 🇦🇴

[Zeezahh @Jumeezz]

I’m not interested in going to work tomorrow

[𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 @tsitsiii_t]

i don’t like where I’m going tomorrow

[sheyorwatever. @_Sheeeey]

all gone!

[sheyorwatever. @_Sheeeey]

Selling 3 RnB & Slow Jams On The River tickets for face value, £60.

While we’re at it, take these Zulu nation tickets too. you can have those for £10 & I’ve got 4.

[sheyorwatever. @_Sheeeey]

still have x2 RnB Slow Jams tickets left x

[ARI @Harrietlabellee]

“Ten of the light” is diabolical

[Homme au Foyer ☄️ @ONlKASON_]

Fally a dit « Ten of the light » à la place de «Turn off the light», je fais que rire

[Homme au Foyer ☄️ @ONlKASON_]

Between me and you, I'm the star, not you. So what do you think I'm going to do with your video ?

[Madame La Directrice @jenny_gxo]

Fally Ipupa is inventing English sentences I’ve never read in my life 😭😭😭

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

HER HUSBANDS A GIRL!

[J 🇬🇭 @thefinestghana]

FOR YOU

[Chief Ron @DoGoodRon_]

They on my dick

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Christina Yang is one of the most important TV characters of all time.

[DOUBLE C’s @1FINENAIRA]

ASHAD send me this video

[SetGdNia🇯🇲 @ShaniaJacko]

“You’re my BM I won”… Offset doesn’t realise that he contributed to the birth rate decline with just that one sentence

[Kita @kitakartel]

Tourists who have visited London this summer are so lucky, they must think it’s so great here

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“We paid 500 Naira per person to see animals at the zoo only to be shocked by these statues” — Family left disappointed after visiting a zoo in Yola only to find animal statues instead

[West Toronto Resident @LenzSowavy]

It’s been expensive but this the most fun I’ve had in a summer since like 2016

[Tee 🍅 @te3skii]

How much do you BLACK girls pay for braids?

[pussy fairy 🧚🏽 @liyagalleriaa]

all that shit you was spitting so unoriginal