Jacob Husman Parody

This is a parody account of stuff jacob says.

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

We smell like butthole.....

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

I want that.... But I'm not saying I'm ugly

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

That's the first time in a long time that someone has walked in on me crapping.... @2winningwinston @B_JRadke40 @parkerjohnmeier @JGlienke1

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

He's like the zebra in his shirt... Graceful yet strong...

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

I'm gunna go get my 9 mm and stick it in her ass

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

Now that's a Jeffery

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

@2winningwinston "How much do you play with yourself"
Me: "A LOT and its not enough"

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

You can take my possessions but you can't take my freedom! #MyWiseWords

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

I eat shit for breakfast.... Without any milk....

[josh McCormick @jmccormick323]

@_ShitJacobSays_ screen saver BOOM

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

You hit me in my head..... My other head....

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

@JGlienke1 :Just use habits...
Me: No! That rhymes with rabbits! #EverybodyKnowsThat @B_JRadke40

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

Reverse exorcism bitches

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

Dude! I have that same pan!! #Spanish

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

I hate when chocolate gets stuck in your teeth and it feels like there is poop in your mouth.....

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

Can we play Gringo instead of Bingo?

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

ummm ahhhh....#ushouldgoupstairsnow

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

Don't you mean bass the drop???

[Jacob Husman Parody @_ShitJacobSays_]

But here's the really story.... Nah ill tell you later