Shit Runners Say

I like to run.

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Post long run heaven

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Rethinking my decision to join this sport every Sunday #LongRun

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I can't decide if I'm more excited for Christmas dinner or Christmas presents

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Hands up if you still put in mileage Christmas morning! #runnerprobs

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All about that base, bout that base [training]

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Going home for break and realizing 90% of the clothes you packed are workout clothes

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Trying to get through finals week like

[Karen Ramming @kjramming]

"I would rather run a world record beer mile than a world record mile."

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My life is a constant struggle of deciding whether to eat, nap, or run.

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Accurate.

[Will Leer @william_leer]

“@BiIIMurray: A drunk mouth speaks a sober mind.” Let's get some quality post-beer mile interviews @Flotrack !

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Stoked for Beer Mile World Championships tonight. Stream it via @Flotrack (https://t.co/YzjhkSukqy). Anyone putting bets down?

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I'm back, bitches. How was cross?

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Eating the most and weighing the least. #shitrunnerssay

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You can be fit without being skinny.

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"Maybe we should go on a run together sometime!"
"No.."
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I have way more shorts than jeans.

[Taryn Thor @auTHORity95]

The more I train, the less I feel the pain, and the more I'm bound to gain. #running #therapy #justdoit #makeitcount

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I carb-load even if I'm not going to run.. Because I like carbs. #shitrunnerssay

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Wait.. You take a day off? #shitrunnerssay