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@Skullz_Skeleton

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@strongerpotions gordon ramsay: what's this black ooze on the risotto?
chef: that's the essence. it leaks from the walls at night
gordon: the walls leak?
chef: yeah we just scrape it up. it's seasonal.
gordon: fuck me. the building's weeping into the food

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gordon ramsay: what the fuck is that on the floor?
staff: oh that’s chef glorbp. he’s a slime.
gordon: the slime is a chef?
staff: yeah he wears a little chef hat.
(gordon slips and falls)
glorbp: brrrlrlp... cheffhh

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gordon ramsay: what’s this black ooze on the risotto?
chef: that’s the essence. it leaks from the walls at night.
gordon: the walls leak?
chef: yeah we just scrape it up. it’s seasonal.
gordon: fuck me. the building’s weeping into the food.

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@imagesaicouldnt

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@baileylikemovie

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@cremieuxrecueil

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@ShitpostBot5000

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@thunderxstorm07 @Morbidful Wouldn't say getting permanent brain damage and paralysis is a ok

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@kirawontmiss

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@iluvcats2002 @DownVideoBot

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@vid_img @DownVideoBot

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@ShitpostGate @GetVideoBot

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@vidsthatgohard @GetVideoBot

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@dox_gay @GetVideoBot

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@NostalgiaCity2

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i haven't taken a shit since last year

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@onitiu_david

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March 27th, 2026

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this edible weak af