³³才気 ☯︎ SAIKI⚕

[LUKEY 🦄 @VERYKOOLLUKEY]

The Jews told people that the male g spot was in the ass to normalize homosexuality, when in reality the real male g spot is in the foreskin — which they took from you

Unbelievable

[amity☊ @Zodi_Am]

No one believes you’re psychic until they get caught.

[³³才気 ☯︎ SAIKI⚕ @_SikeKey]

Thinking about the witchcraft behind women giving men photos to put in their wallets…nothing is at it seems.

[³³才気 ☯︎ SAIKI⚕ @_SikeKey]

It’s not that every woman is single. It’s that women in happy relationships don’t be on social media complaining about shit so you only hear negativity.

[7/11 Cat Taurus @Cat_Prince33]

I check up on my exes every 6 months and tell them I love them intensely and that I cant breathe without their air so they leave me alone

[³³才気 ☯︎ SAIKI⚕ @_SikeKey]

Strippers are the female equivalent of dudes who be doing calisthenics.

[³³才気 ☯︎ SAIKI⚕ @_SikeKey]

Those jets scared tf outta me lmaooo

[𝔩𝔲𝔫𝔞.𝔥𝔩 @lobotomy_user]

card reader as a phone case is wild

[³³才気 ☯︎ SAIKI⚕ @_SikeKey]

I have Saturn in Aries, I am learning first hand that peace only comes after war.
You have to fight for your right or it will get taken.
You must do the uncomfortable to be comfortable.
Being “too peaceful” invites violence,
be a warrior in a garden
Not a gardener at war.

[0.005 Seconds (3/694) @seconds_0]

I apologize to all my local schizophrenics. I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game

[³³才気 ☯︎ SAIKI⚕ @_SikeKey]

Every time I receive unsolicited advice/opinions, I know I have to do the opposite.
I’m so in tune with God, the devil uses people around me to give me logical advice, and while it makes sense in their realm, I’m not from there.
I must follow my intuition at all times.

[³³才気 ☯︎ SAIKI⚕ @_SikeKey]

“I’m just a girl” - a dumb ass bitch with no self awareness.

[³³才気 ☯︎ SAIKI⚕ @_SikeKey]

More life to every body type, but it bothers me when I see morbidly obese people ride horses.
Unless it’s one of them big body shire horses, get the fuck off that poor animals back.😡😡

[³³才気 ☯︎ SAIKI⚕ @_SikeKey]

That’s why a Pisces you never met will hate your guts. Even if you haven’t done anything to them, if you walk exactly like their childhood abuser, they can’t shake the feeling that you’re a bitch cause you walk just like them.
All unbalanced water signs project traumas til healed

[³³才気 ☯︎ SAIKI⚕ @_SikeKey]

I could always tell if a astrologer doesn’t have Pisces placements in their chart bc they describe the energy as schizophrenia.
There are no voices in a fish’s head. Pisces is water. It’s pure emotional turmoil. They struggle to explain their feelings cause they’re not thinking.

[³³才気 ☯︎ SAIKI⚕ @_SikeKey]

Pisces needs Virgo’s discernment to operate in a balanced manner.
Most Pisces aren’t mysterious, they just don’t have anything to say cause they’re lost in their feelings.
There are no plans, or future thought. It’s pure reflection on the past.
And most of them reflect on trauma.

[³³才気 ☯︎ SAIKI⚕ @_SikeKey]

I know a bitch lie a lot when she skinny but her neck fat.
Throat chakra all constipated cause you ain’t tell one truth all week😂

[³³才気 ☯︎ SAIKI⚕ @_SikeKey]

Musk angry as a mf after realizing he was Donnie’s useful idiot 😂😂😂 cold world.

[³³才気 ☯︎ SAIKI⚕ @_SikeKey]

you can’t be a witch and a hoe cause it weakens your aura.
If a WHORE threatens to hex you, you have nothing to fear. Matter fact it’s a opportunity to take their energy but who wants that dirty ass shit when that’s all they got anyways? Lmao it’s like robbing the homeless.

[³³才気 ☯︎ SAIKI⚕ @_SikeKey]

I can tell the women who are into witchcraft, and the actual witches apart.
They are not the same.
Real witches don’t tell you they’re witches, but if you see them for who they are they won’t deny it.
You hoes wanna be seen as such, but can’t cause ya third eye is cock blocked.