I tweet everything that's too inappropriate to say out loud. Some people think I'm hilarious. Other people, disturbed. I just want to sit here eating cupcakes.
Keep an eye out for my friend! He has been missing since 3pm near 3rd Avenue and Pasqua Street. Last spotted running North on Pasqua & Ring Road.
His name is Hoss, he's 3 years old and very shy!
Call his dad day or night: 306-450-5330
I hate people who get married and then don't IMMEDIATELY post photos of their wedding dress on social media for me to stalk. Like, excuse me but my life is on hold here...