Simpson Murangiri

Research Statistician| Impact Measurement Expert| Public Policy Specialist| PhD Student in Public Policy| Pro-Family| Views expressed are my own

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

2M cash (Payment in USD).

[Talisman Motors Ltd @Talism_an]

Toyota Harrier
2017 Model
2000cc GS
4 Wheel Drive
Asking 2,550,000
0723515478

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

@alexmwanzo Nangoja next year Jan when people are importing 2020 vehicles alafu nikwambie:

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Hi Alex,

I am looking for the Honda CRV generation 5 (from 2017) with a fixed budget of 2M.
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Mind you I have this cash by now.

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

@bevalynekwambo3 Life is extremely cheap there...plus Meru people are very kind.

Mimi comrades wakipitia shambani huwa nawapea so many goodies

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

@MugambiNandi Not every Western policy works in Africa. For us, we don't want them. We are impatient (me personally) - and I don't think we envy such control.

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

If was the president, I would fire the commander of the base effective immediately.

This will sole event, challenges the status quo of the disciplined forces. It inspires them...

[PropesaTv @PropesaTv]

NANYUKI residents have started gathering outside Moi Airbase. But look at how the Kenya Defense Forces are handling them with decorum and respect.

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

In my view, he should be investing at least 70% of his salary.

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

Most people aren't pointing out that, once private pension contributions are factored in, his gross salary is likely around KSh 280,000, which suggests he is at a senior management level. With his experience alone, he should be able to secure well-paying consulting or side gigs

[GISTE @ggiste]

I work in Westlands Nairobi. My current net salary is Ksh 165,000. I have been working for 8 years and honestly, I don't see anything I have done. I only managed to buy a car.

Here are my expenses:
Rent:Ksh 65,000
Fuel:Ksh 30,000
Wi-fi:Ksh 6,200
Water+electricity:Ksh 5,000
Shopping + food":Ksh 30,000
Entertainment:Ksh10,000
Others:Ksh10,000
total:Ksh150,000 to Ksh180,000

I rarely remain with anything to save.

I want to start saving at least Ksh 40,000 monthly. I am getting old, currently at 39. Nearly all my friends have build their homes and married. Which adjustments should I make to my salary?

From Kiptoo

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

The thieves who stole in my house were using a new Mazda CX5 with a fake number plate. I feel very unsafe.

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

So, thieves drove all the way to my house and stole three laptops, a TV, USD 3,000 in cash, and a few other minor items. They went through all my family documents but did not take a single one. I am completely devastated. What a terrible way to end the week.

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

So, thieves drove all the way to my house and stole three laptops, a TV, USD 3,000 in cash, and a few other minor items. They went through all my family documents but did not take a single one. I am completely devastated. What a terrible way to end the week.

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

@beth_kasinga Oh! OK.
This script in modern churches has really cost middle-class women big time. I am glad they have been exposed.

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

Hawa Wataosha middle-class women big time. I know this game very well - it's always meant to evoke emotions, and mainly targets women.

[Beth Kasinga 🌴 @beth_kasinga]

I swear wakenya mko na mambo 💀

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

Hii age do mtu huset trajectory, otherwise it's very hard to make it up in the 40s.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Hii age ya 25-35 years Ni mbaya Sana.

Ukifanya makosa moja tu ivi, unaeza chizi ama Maisha yako iende pabaya. Ukieza make a good decision, your 40s will be the best.

It all boils down to choices and decisions we make.

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

@JaMtoka 1.6M?

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

Sometimes you wonder if some people skipped English class lessons.

[Abuga Makori EGH, MBE @abuga_makori]

I have never seen a perfect imitation of President Ruto more than this boy from Makueni. This is a younger Ruto. From the speech, he talks about development. That is Ruto!

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

Africa CDC has lost the momentum built under John Nkengasong and, in my view, has struggled even to maintain the previous status quo under Jean Kaseya. Catherine Kyobutungi would be a strong future fit for the role, though regional politics may stand in the way.@CKyobutungi

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

@UNICEF_AUOffice @AfricaCDC @UNICEF @UNICEFhealth @_AfricanUnion @UNICEFAfrica @ltsague @MameSelbeeDiouf @JuneUNICEF @AndresUnicef @WHOAFRO @unicefchief We all had great hopes that Dr. @CKyobutungi would take over from the reins of Dr. John Nkengasong, but we'll live to fight another day. A big congratulations to Dr. Jean Kaseya.

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

The world has so many bullshitters, and some so-called experts are simply PR specialists surviving off other people’s hard work.

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

Dear God;
Honda CRV generation 5 (whether locally/foreign used)🙏
Amen.

[KIPRONO @Onorpik]

Dear God;
An VW Arteon please 🙏🏾
Amen.

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

Kwangu mimi niliona kama Wadai ni Spanner Boy!

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Jeff Koinange cooked Kennedy Kaunda so bad he literally evaporated on live TV. 😭 Bro really resorted to checking his phone mid-debate. Peak embarrassment.

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

One day I will come across a 2017/onwards Honda CRV going at a price point of 2M. I will pay there and then in cash, drive to Precision for service, pack and start a road trip to Cape Town.

It's my dream for this year.

[Simpson Murangiri @_Simpson_Ke]

Kitambo wakufanyie tests zote mpana syphilis, one month is gone. As Africans we are stripped all our dignity.

[Kelvin N @NdemoKelvin]

@UKinKenya is it possible to get an emergency visa to attend Arsenal's parade on 31st May 2026 in London.

A one day visa is all i need.