Ethan

beer for dinner again -Kalamazoo MI

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

I was asked to ring EU today

popped off on 140+ ms lolol

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

Why the fuck do I as a full time employee and full time student owe 1500$ on my taxes???

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

I almost just got hit by a fucking car

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

How can one NOT like nickelback??

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

You smokin upside down dick if you think I give a clit slapping fuck

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

If she wanna act sour, I’ll just send her home on a lime 🤷‍♂️

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

“Ain’t nobody got a cookie for yo bitch ass”

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

So we go through our day jobs, hanging out in the grave yard
Where we first figured out
Maybe we won’t be in love !

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

Free cover at Deja vu last night?? Happy fucking birthday Dave!

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

“I’m the nic-bender!”

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

I think it’s obvious we’ll both escape the selfishness fore’ iiiim goneee

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

@twofellasgrill just blessed me so hard🔥🔥 l

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

Some people die of thirst while others drown 😔 - wrap that shit gang 🤙

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

Consent is so fucking sexy 🥰🥰

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

Context is everyone is graduating or just graduated college. While I’m about to start again.

New opportunities are a blessing though

A year ago I went through something similar and I know it’ll only help me grow again

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

Bout to be my first summer in the zoo without my day ones. This realization has been so difficult to wrap my head around. Sometimes I fucking hate growing up. Bottoms up I guess.

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

@chimchiime I’ll look into it. Or I’ll just move to hinge lol

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

@Tinder why did you ban me??? I barely even use your app >:((

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

My brain has not been just rained upon, it’s been flooded

[Ethan @_sk8MORI]

My grandma said the best thing about ovaries was two free bags of money in your body