Dan Spencaaaaaa

To Carthage then I came, as a young boy lost in the promise.

[Sam Riegel @samriegel]

If I can hit 1 Mil followers by midnight, I’ll fly to Mars and impregnate it.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

At least Hancock wasn’t lying when he said he was hard at work

[Self Esteem @SELFESTEEM___]

Shagging someone else is literally the least awful thing he’s done

[Dan Spencaaaaaa @_Spencz]

@Dsandf0rd The temptation

[Dan Spencaaaaaa @_Spencz]

@katie_strife @boohoo Best I can do is a haribo ring

[ginger @reddhotriot]

open for a surprise

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

Today is the 5 year anniversary of Stardew Valley. Just want to say thanks to all of you for being part of this. It's been really cool.

[saintvicious @LolStvicious]

Anyone read these as a kid. Lord of the rings didn’t have anything on this.

[Marisha Ray @Marisha_Ray]

Well that was the longest “gas leak year” ever.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

BREAKING: Richard Barnett, the rioter who sat at Speaker Pelosi’s desk, has been arrested and charged with multiple crimes. He faces years in prison.

[MiniWarGaming @miniwargaming]

I'm giving a Warhammer 40K/AoS Start Collecting Starter Set of your choice to someone random who retweets this tweet in the next 24 hours because its Christmastime and I feel like being generous😊 (must be following me so I can dm you if you win! Will post proof!)

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I just got My hand back. #RIPMaradona

[Dan Spencaaaaaa @_Spencz]

@sherlock_hulmes Pre-ordered this so long ago and got a pleasant surprise when it turned up earlier this week. Gunna make a start on it next week!

[Dan Spencaaaaaa @_Spencz]

Every damn time

[Netflix Geeked @NetflixGeeked]

Henry (and I cannot stress this enough) Cavill