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This morning, I was on a bike, half asleep and minding my business, when I noticed something strange.
There was another bike ahead of us carrying a lady. Every time that bike approached a speed bump or dipped into a pothole, my rider would quietly mutter:
"Not soft."
The first time, I ignored it.
The second time, I thought maybe he was talking about his life (maybe he was going through a lot)
By the third time, my curiosity had taken over.
"Oga, what's not soft?" I asked.
Without taking his eyes off the road, he pointed at the lady on the bike ahead.
"Her bum bum."
I nearly fell off the bike.
How do you know her bum isn't soft? I asked, genuinely confused.
The man gave me a look that suggested I was the one asking silly questions.
Watch now, he said.
A few seconds later, the bike ahead hit a pothole.
The lady bounced.
My rider shook his head like a scientist whose experiment had just confirmed a theory.
You see am? If e soft, e for bounce differently.
At that moment, I realized that while some people study engineering, medicine, or law, there are others conducting advanced research in fields the rest of us know absolutely nothing about.
@elonmusk https://t.co/1XxtYMGVtL
This morning, I was on a bike, half asleep and minding my business, when I noticed something strange.
There was another bike ahead of us carrying a lady. Every time that bike approached a speed bump or dipped into a pothole, my rider would quietly mutter:
"Not soft."
The first time, I ignored it.
The second time, I thought maybe he was talking about his life (maybe he was going through a lot)
By the third time, my curiosity had taken over.
"Oga, what's not soft?" I asked.
Without taking his eyes off the road, he pointed at the lady on the bike ahead.
"Her bum bum."
I nearly fell off the bike.
How do you know her bum isn't soft? I asked, genuinely confused.
The man gave me a look that suggested I was the one asking silly questions.
Watch now, he said.
A few seconds later, the bike ahead hit a pothole.
The lady bounced.
My rider shook his head like a scientist whose experiment had just confirmed a theory.
You see am? If e soft, e for bounce differently.
At that moment, I realized that while some people study engineering, medicine, or law, there are others conducting advanced research in fields the rest of us know absolutely nothing about.
@TouchlineX https://t.co/1XxtYMGVtL
This morning, I was on a bike, half asleep and minding my business, when I noticed something strange.
There was another bike ahead of us carrying a lady. Every time that bike approached a speed bump or dipped into a pothole, my rider would quietly mutter:
"Not soft."
The first time, I ignored it.
The second time, I thought maybe he was talking about his life (maybe he was going through a lot)
By the third time, my curiosity had taken over.
"Oga, what's not soft?" I asked.
Without taking his eyes off the road, he pointed at the lady on the bike ahead.
"Her bum bum."
I nearly fell off the bike.
How do you know her bum isn't soft? I asked, genuinely confused.
The man gave me a look that suggested I was the one asking silly questions.
Watch now, he said.
A few seconds later, the bike ahead hit a pothole.
The lady bounced.
My rider shook his head like a scientist whose experiment had just confirmed a theory.
You see am? If e soft, e for bounce differently.
At that moment, I realized that while some people study engineering, medicine, or law, there are others conducting advanced research in fields the rest of us know absolutely nothing about.
@UnkleAyo Just dey imagine some kind first date questions.
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@UnkleAyo https://t.co/1XxtYMGVtL
This morning, I was on a bike, half asleep and minding my business, when I noticed something strange.
There was another bike ahead of us carrying a lady. Every time that bike approached a speed bump or dipped into a pothole, my rider would quietly mutter:
"Not soft."
The first time, I ignored it.
The second time, I thought maybe he was talking about his life (maybe he was going through a lot)
By the third time, my curiosity had taken over.
"Oga, what's not soft?" I asked.
Without taking his eyes off the road, he pointed at the lady on the bike ahead.
"Her bum bum."
I nearly fell off the bike.
How do you know her bum isn't soft? I asked, genuinely confused.
The man gave me a look that suggested I was the one asking silly questions.
Watch now, he said.
A few seconds later, the bike ahead hit a pothole.
The lady bounced.
My rider shook his head like a scientist whose experiment had just confirmed a theory.
You see am? If e soft, e for bounce differently.
At that moment, I realized that while some people study engineering, medicine, or law, there are others conducting advanced research in fields the rest of us know absolutely nothing about.
@FabrizioRomano https://t.co/1XxtYMGVtL
This morning, I was on a bike, half asleep and minding my business, when I noticed something strange.
There was another bike ahead of us carrying a lady. Every time that bike approached a speed bump or dipped into a pothole, my rider would quietly mutter:
"Not soft."
The first time, I ignored it.
The second time, I thought maybe he was talking about his life (maybe he was going through a lot)
By the third time, my curiosity had taken over.
"Oga, what's not soft?" I asked.
Without taking his eyes off the road, he pointed at the lady on the bike ahead.
"Her bum bum."
I nearly fell off the bike.
How do you know her bum isn't soft? I asked, genuinely confused.
The man gave me a look that suggested I was the one asking silly questions.
Watch now, he said.
A few seconds later, the bike ahead hit a pothole.
The lady bounced.
My rider shook his head like a scientist whose experiment had just confirmed a theory.
You see am? If e soft, e for bounce differently.
At that moment, I realized that while some people study engineering, medicine, or law, there are others conducting advanced research in fields the rest of us know absolutely nothing about.
@dammiedammie35 https://t.co/1XxtYMGVtL
This morning, I was on a bike, half asleep and minding my business, when I noticed something strange.
There was another bike ahead of us carrying a lady. Every time that bike approached a speed bump or dipped into a pothole, my rider would quietly mutter:
"Not soft."
The first time, I ignored it.
The second time, I thought maybe he was talking about his life (maybe he was going through a lot)
By the third time, my curiosity had taken over.
"Oga, what's not soft?" I asked.
Without taking his eyes off the road, he pointed at the lady on the bike ahead.
"Her bum bum."
I nearly fell off the bike.
How do you know her bum isn't soft? I asked, genuinely confused.
The man gave me a look that suggested I was the one asking silly questions.
Watch now, he said.
A few seconds later, the bike ahead hit a pothole.
The lady bounced.
My rider shook his head like a scientist whose experiment had just confirmed a theory.
You see am? If e soft, e for bounce differently.
At that moment, I realized that while some people study engineering, medicine, or law, there are others conducting advanced research in fields the rest of us know absolutely nothing about.
@TouchlineX https://t.co/1XxtYMGVtL
This morning, I was on a bike, half asleep and minding my business, when I noticed something strange.
There was another bike ahead of us carrying a lady. Every time that bike approached a speed bump or dipped into a pothole, my rider would quietly mutter:
"Not soft."
The first time, I ignored it.
The second time, I thought maybe he was talking about his life (maybe he was going through a lot)
By the third time, my curiosity had taken over.
"Oga, what's not soft?" I asked.
Without taking his eyes off the road, he pointed at the lady on the bike ahead.
"Her bum bum."
I nearly fell off the bike.
How do you know her bum isn't soft? I asked, genuinely confused.
The man gave me a look that suggested I was the one asking silly questions.
Watch now, he said.
A few seconds later, the bike ahead hit a pothole.
The lady bounced.
My rider shook his head like a scientist whose experiment had just confirmed a theory.
You see am? If e soft, e for bounce differently.
At that moment, I realized that while some people study engineering, medicine, or law, there are others conducting advanced research in fields the rest of us know absolutely nothing about.
@elonmusk And now, it did happen?
@elonmusk https://t.co/1XxtYMGVtL
This morning, I was on a bike, half asleep and minding my business, when I noticed something strange.
There was another bike ahead of us carrying a lady. Every time that bike approached a speed bump or dipped into a pothole, my rider would quietly mutter:
"Not soft."
The first time, I ignored it.
The second time, I thought maybe he was talking about his life (maybe he was going through a lot)
By the third time, my curiosity had taken over.
"Oga, what's not soft?" I asked.
Without taking his eyes off the road, he pointed at the lady on the bike ahead.
"Her bum bum."
I nearly fell off the bike.
How do you know her bum isn't soft? I asked, genuinely confused.
The man gave me a look that suggested I was the one asking silly questions.
Watch now, he said.
A few seconds later, the bike ahead hit a pothole.
The lady bounced.
My rider shook his head like a scientist whose experiment had just confirmed a theory.
You see am? If e soft, e for bounce differently.
At that moment, I realized that while some people study engineering, medicine, or law, there are others conducting advanced research in fields the rest of us know absolutely nothing about.
@ESPNFC https://t.co/1XxtYMGVtL
This morning, I was on a bike, half asleep and minding my business, when I noticed something strange.
There was another bike ahead of us carrying a lady. Every time that bike approached a speed bump or dipped into a pothole, my rider would quietly mutter:
"Not soft."
The first time, I ignored it.
The second time, I thought maybe he was talking about his life (maybe he was going through a lot)
By the third time, my curiosity had taken over.
"Oga, what's not soft?" I asked.
Without taking his eyes off the road, he pointed at the lady on the bike ahead.
"Her bum bum."
I nearly fell off the bike.
How do you know her bum isn't soft? I asked, genuinely confused.
The man gave me a look that suggested I was the one asking silly questions.
Watch now, he said.
A few seconds later, the bike ahead hit a pothole.
The lady bounced.
My rider shook his head like a scientist whose experiment had just confirmed a theory.
You see am? If e soft, e for bounce differently.
At that moment, I realized that while some people study engineering, medicine, or law, there are others conducting advanced research in fields the rest of us know absolutely nothing about.
@TouchlineX @MatteMoretto @433 Real Madrid needs to be smart in the transfer market and not loud.
Going for Olise is a loud gesture.
They should dig in and find their own gem, not everytime buying superstars
This morning, I was on a bike, half asleep and minding my business, when I noticed something strange.
There was another bike ahead of us carrying a lady. Every time that bike approached a speed bump or dipped into a pothole, my rider would quietly mutter:
"Not soft."
The first time, I ignored it.
The second time, I thought maybe he was talking about his life (maybe he was going through a lot)
By the third time, my curiosity had taken over.
"Oga, what's not soft?" I asked.
Without taking his eyes off the road, he pointed at the lady on the bike ahead.
"Her bum bum."
I nearly fell off the bike.
How do you know her bum isn't soft? I asked, genuinely confused.
The man gave me a look that suggested I was the one asking silly questions.
Watch now, he said.
A few seconds later, the bike ahead hit a pothole.
The lady bounced.
My rider shook his head like a scientist whose experiment had just confirmed a theory.
You see am? If e soft, e for bounce differently.
At that moment, I realized that while some people study engineering, medicine, or law, there are others conducting advanced research in fields the rest of us know absolutely nothing about.
@MarioNawfal What's the connection between Israel and the US?
There seems to be a soft of strong link binding them together
@NigeriaStories https://t.co/1XxtYMGVtL
This morning, I was on a bike, half asleep and minding my business, when I noticed something strange.
There was another bike ahead of us carrying a lady. Every time that bike approached a speed bump or dipped into a pothole, my rider would quietly mutter:
"Not soft."
The first time, I ignored it.
The second time, I thought maybe he was talking about his life (maybe he was going through a lot)
By the third time, my curiosity had taken over.
"Oga, what's not soft?" I asked.
Without taking his eyes off the road, he pointed at the lady on the bike ahead.
"Her bum bum."
I nearly fell off the bike.
How do you know her bum isn't soft? I asked, genuinely confused.
The man gave me a look that suggested I was the one asking silly questions.
Watch now, he said.
A few seconds later, the bike ahead hit a pothole.
The lady bounced.
My rider shook his head like a scientist whose experiment had just confirmed a theory.
You see am? If e soft, e for bounce differently.
At that moment, I realized that while some people study engineering, medicine, or law, there are others conducting advanced research in fields the rest of us know absolutely nothing about.
@nikitabier Isn't that part of your job description?
@TrollFootball https://t.co/1XxtYMGVtL
This morning, I was on a bike, half asleep and minding my business, when I noticed something strange.
There was another bike ahead of us carrying a lady. Every time that bike approached a speed bump or dipped into a pothole, my rider would quietly mutter:
"Not soft."
The first time, I ignored it.
The second time, I thought maybe he was talking about his life (maybe he was going through a lot)
By the third time, my curiosity had taken over.
"Oga, what's not soft?" I asked.
Without taking his eyes off the road, he pointed at the lady on the bike ahead.
"Her bum bum."
I nearly fell off the bike.
How do you know her bum isn't soft? I asked, genuinely confused.
The man gave me a look that suggested I was the one asking silly questions.
Watch now, he said.
A few seconds later, the bike ahead hit a pothole.
The lady bounced.
My rider shook his head like a scientist whose experiment had just confirmed a theory.
You see am? If e soft, e for bounce differently.
At that moment, I realized that while some people study engineering, medicine, or law, there are others conducting advanced research in fields the rest of us know absolutely nothing about.
@brfootball https://t.co/1XxtYMGVtL
This morning, I was on a bike, half asleep and minding my business, when I noticed something strange.
There was another bike ahead of us carrying a lady. Every time that bike approached a speed bump or dipped into a pothole, my rider would quietly mutter:
"Not soft."
The first time, I ignored it.
The second time, I thought maybe he was talking about his life (maybe he was going through a lot)
By the third time, my curiosity had taken over.
"Oga, what's not soft?" I asked.
Without taking his eyes off the road, he pointed at the lady on the bike ahead.
"Her bum bum."
I nearly fell off the bike.
How do you know her bum isn't soft? I asked, genuinely confused.
The man gave me a look that suggested I was the one asking silly questions.
Watch now, he said.
A few seconds later, the bike ahead hit a pothole.
The lady bounced.
My rider shook his head like a scientist whose experiment had just confirmed a theory.
You see am? If e soft, e for bounce differently.
At that moment, I realized that while some people study engineering, medicine, or law, there are others conducting advanced research in fields the rest of us know absolutely nothing about.
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