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[Spirral @_Spirral]

@Mrbankstips This year is my year of financial breakthrough and upliftment. Everything good comes my way and I will be ready for them why they come.

[Black_Melanin🥰 @itz_taser]

@TouchlineX Ok but let’s talk about Halaand and Mbappe.

[One Blood 🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @Tipster_Blood]

if you have a strong faith of buying your first car this year, retweet. 🔃

[Cindymonel™ @cindy_blog]

Repost if God successfully woke you up today. ❤️❤️

[Abu The 𓃵 @Abu_The_Truth]

Nobody gives a fuvk about what that shyt is called. We want to see Yoruba-built AI going head-to-head with Igbo-built space rockets. This endless bigotry from both sides is pure third-world retardation.

[Tope A teacher & A Farmer I Will Never Give Up 💪) @Tope_Orus]

I TOOK MY WIFE SOMEWHERE SHE NEVER EXPECTED

My wife has a PhD in b@shing car. I don't know if I'm the only one experiencing this or it's a thing with most women.

If she drives to town and come back, you must see a new dent. But she will always be like "I was on my own jeje when one man came to h!t me"... Lori iro!

Sometimes, she will deny totally that it was not when she dr∅ve the car that it got the dent. She can even say I should ask my side chics that I used to give lift 😭

I'll keep quiet, carry car and go and fix it. Sometimes, I may spend the whole day in the mechanic shop.

Once I bring it back, madam will carry it and go and do as she used to do again.

If I talk, she will say me I should take my key now. It's car that I have, I'm not God. She will even say because I refused to buy a separate one for her, that's why I'm always noticing everything.

I thought of what I could do to stop her from driving like a b@nd!t 🤣😂

3 weeks ago, on a Saturday morning, very early around 8a.m, I told her, baby dress up, let me take you out.

She rushed and bathe, and sprayed perfume, and said let's go.

We passed all the places we usually go to relax, so she was wondering where we were going. She asked...

Wify: Babe, we've passed where we used to go and chill oo. Where are we going?

Me: Don't worry, I just discovered a new joint in town. You will looooove it!

I could see the excitement, the joy on her face.

I drove her straight to the mechanic shop...

Wify: Babe, what are we doing here?

Me: Oh, sorry dear. I just want the mechanic to quickly fix the small dent. It doesn't take long oo. Before you know it, he has finished. Once he's done like this, we'll go and chup life.

Wifey: Okay oo. No problem.

I excused the mechanic and planned with him to waste time very well!

Then I told my wife that my boss asked me to go and attend to an emergency, so, she should help me stay with the car. I promised not to take long.

That was how I left madam with car oo.

1 hour, 2 hours, 4 hours, 6 hours....

She called and called, I kept telling her I would soon finish.

I got there around 4pm and saw her looking very angry. She come swell up like bread wey dem soak inside tea 🤣😂

I started begging her oo... Oh my baby, I'm sorry. It was my boss that delayed oo. I even called mechanic to comman join me to beg her 🤣🤣

And I shouted at the mechanic for wasting my queen's precious time0😛😜

Well, time was already approaching 5pm, so, I asked her...

Me: Babe, can we go to where we wanted to go now?

Wifey: By this time? Noo. I'm tired please, just take me home, let me go and rest. All my body is paining me.

In my mind, I said "Thank you, Jesus" 😛😜

That was how we came back home quietly.

I promised her that we'd go out when next I have chance 😜

Ladies and gentlemen, here's the sweet part of the gist...my wife has driven for good three weeks now, even small bash like this, she did not bash. No new dent on the car.

As we were going out today, I asked her to drive.

One keke man was just following her closely. She lowered the glass and brought out her head and shouted "Oga, no bash me oo"

I said "Bravo! This is the woman I married"

Now, I have realized that sometimes, the way to make women adjust is not to keep doing gentleman. Just use wisdom with a little touch of egusi for egusi.

Now that she has seen how stressful it is in mechanic's shop, she don calm down by herself.

Please, nobody should tag my wife to this post, I'm not feeling fine 🙄

OBINRIN BURU O!

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[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

If you’re Nigerian and you didn’t drop litter in your environment today, like & RT. I want to check something.

[Spirral @_Spirral]

@john322226 What will the private chef be cooking

[Spirral @_Spirral]

@mrbayoa1 Boss you know this thing 😑😑. Even bench him no go see.

[Spirral @_Spirral]

@otutuseason @ceraliza 🤣🤣🤣. The look on her face when her friend tell her was priceless I bet

[Spirral @_Spirral]

@otutuseason @ceraliza You be werey 🤣🤣🤣

[Spirral @_Spirral]

@Gala_luna_ @ceraliza Like lemme just know there is someone beside me while I sleep. No be everything and every date be knack

[Spirral @_Spirral]

@JoePannu119738 @futbol_hubX Oh please, over here, we are strong on family ties and morals. I wouldn't be surprised if you needed a DNA to prove who your dad is. I also wouldn't be surprised if you F*CK your own mum and your cousins too because that's apparently what you are good at.

[Spirral @_Spirral]

@JoePannu119738 @futbol_hubX A terrible waste of sperm. I bet your dad looks at you and wonders where he must have gone wrong.

[Spirral @_Spirral]

@Dominos_UK Spain

[Spirral @_Spirral]

@Dr_Pharouk 100k make I balance house rent. Landlord don call me 10 times today

[Spirral @_Spirral]

@JoePannu119738 @futbol_hubX Everyone has the right to be stupid but you are just abusing the privilege at this point.

[Spirral @_Spirral]

@Rxblaize Na so I take see my ex status oo.. number wey I don delete 😭😭

[Spirral @_Spirral]

Hate watch successful 🤣

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

THE PRIDE OF LONDON 💙

[Spirral @_Spirral]

@Arsenal free tour for all 🤣🤣🤣

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

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[Spirral @_Spirral]

@boniface_jrn Take hugs brother