Just a Guy

I say things occasionally

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If I were a betting man I’d bet that NZ don’t make it out of their group for the World Cup

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I just know someone calls their partner miss piggy in bed

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Do cars in the cars universe take out life insurance or car insurance?

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Have the cars in the cars universe always been cars? If not then I like the thought of car Jesus being a wagon

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Dear movie streaming services, please add a “what time will this finish feature” because sometimes I’m too lazy to add the runtime to the time I start the movie

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If you’re a man complaining that we have a female lead for God Of War: Laufey you are probably lonely for a good reason

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@not_joeys_privy It’s you!

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@not_joeys_privy No.

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When did YouTubers come together and collectively decide to say bio pic as one word?

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Hey @Ticketmaster stop it. Thank you.

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MJ really vocal stimmed so hard he distorted the mic

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Can I add vodka sauce flavoured vodka to my vodka sauce to make a vodka sauce flavoured vodka sauce?

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I don’t even think masturbation would fix me today

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@not_joeys_privy They’re fine cause they’re friends!

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If you have a shit tonne of throw pillows on your bed I know you cheating because who are you trying to impress with your nicely made bed?????

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If I see the name Avi Arad anywhere near The Legend Of Zelda movie…I will riot

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They say long distance relationships are hard and I agree, I mean how else am I supposed to record music with my band?

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The entrances at wrestlemania were longer than the matches at wrestlemania…how is that possible

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“I have no sense of rhythm” okay so you have no feeling?