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sgod

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

war effort status: going well!

[Conner Hafen @Conblob]

Man whoever did these tariffs in the first place must have been a complete moron.

[doggo @louminousdoggo]

the pinned tweet?

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

EXPIRED MILK SAYS MOLDY BREAD IS OKAY, SHOULD BE EATEN

[alondra @alondramaren]

Idk which friend gave you ptsd but baby you do not have to pay me back for a 3 dollar mcchicken

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

calling yourself a nazi in america should get you shot on sight we fought a war about this

[Ash 🤍 @riverroadash]

“i asked chaptgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked Zayn Malik and he said

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

You voted against releasing the Epstein list about an hour ago

[• @wtfisXxx]

LORD when you do it for me, do it for those who looked out for me too.

[Spud @_Spud1]

“i pay bills” ah pouch

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

go to your cat and jiggle that freeloader’s pouch right the fuck now

[goma @soigomaa]

I miss skipping school
Calling out of work is too serious

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Being attracted to someone’s voice is a real thing.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this bar blocked TouchTunes and they’re smart because it was about to be clipse o’clock until closing

[reece♰ @reeceollld]

heavy on the “mhmm” because people just be talking

[reece♰ @reeceollld]

the "It's only $5, why not buy it" mentality has probably cost me like $12,000 at this point in my life