Un poco de cronología para poner las cosas en contexto:
🇪🇸 Melilla: 1497
🇪🇸 Canarias: 1496
🇪🇸 Ceuta: 1580
🇲🇦 Dinastía alauí (actual Marruecos): 1666
🇺🇸 Estados Unidos: 1776
🇮🇱 Israel: 1948
No vaya ser que tu país sea de antes de ayer.
Iran categorically denies all allegations of pasta cutting. We respect the territorial integrity of spaghetti. Any claims to the contrary are baseless and do not reflect our official position.
(Please just don't check our kitchens for this. We don't want to lose our potential ally)
DATING TIP: she does not want you to ask her about her interests and hobbies and feelings. She wants you to explain the implications of the current Iranian conflict. She wants to told about geopolitics. She wants a man that is monitoring the situation.