Selena Alexander

[Selena Alexander @_SunniAlexander]

Current obsession: buying the kids bamboo pajamas 🙃

[Selena Alexander @_SunniAlexander]

@kjuliennn Welcome to parenthood. It’s ghetto here.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

today is the only day you can retweet this..

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[Selena Alexander @_SunniAlexander]

When I say I have 1 good activity in me and then I need a nap… the activity is having a snack.

[Selena Alexander @_SunniAlexander]

It’s 8:30am and there is no reason I should be BLASTING breakup songs at work while my fiancé is texting me sweet good morning text and asking how our baby is doing… 😅

[Selena Alexander @_SunniAlexander]

Benito is on Carpool Karaoke 😍

[Selena Alexander @_SunniAlexander]

Had to spend over $1100 today in nursing textbooks. 😭

[Selena Alexander @_SunniAlexander]

How about, no.

[Selena Alexander @_SunniAlexander]

This week’s arrangement is a classic and always a favorite of mine. 💛

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

We know you didn’t ask but we’re team Selena

[Selena Alexander @_SunniAlexander]

Literally the weirdest breed.

[Miranda Gonzales @mgonzalesss]

toddlers are so weird bc they will literally die if they see their food touching then dip their banana in ketchup… 🫠

[Selena Alexander @_SunniAlexander]

LITERALLY ME!

[nat 🐄 @missratalie]

just finished tonight’s episode of the last of us

[Selena Alexander @_SunniAlexander]

How!? Cause I go to a store find a cute shirt and then go into a fit of rage that this half shirt cost $59.99!

[Selena Alexander @_SunniAlexander]

I have officially sold my house and it’s kinda sad. BUT THE MONEY THOUGH!

[Selena Alexander @_SunniAlexander]

*slightest inconvenience*
Me: I feel like Im gonna throw up…

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Please use a condom on Valentines Day. I hate Scorpios.

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

59 days till ‘SCREAM 6’

[Teresa Nguyen @nguyenteresaa]

Another day, another trauma response I didn’t even know I had lol

[Selena Alexander @_SunniAlexander]

@_ohbai I’m a little upset with the lineup tbh.