Sean Updike

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

man has been working from home

[daz @MetamateDaz]

my main problem is i always think i can get ready for work in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can not

[Wide Awake Media @wideawake_media]

Is gluten merely a convenient scapegoat, and is there a deeper cause behind the health concerns linked to bread consumption?

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

how i look at bro while hes googling the thing i know im right about

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Nvm I got it

[Wiley from Atlanta @wileyatl]

After pink skies dropped I got invited 2 a session w Drake in Atl (2016). Studio was a maze. When we got in he was recording but he wasn’t feeling it. said he was thirsty. Somebody brought him a sprite, and I swear to god, what happened next was like something out of a nightmare

[bleet @lilbleetbitchh]

we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭😭😭

[General Grievous @GeneralGrevio13]

Ridiculous bias on display. Refer to one by name and the other by slur? The corrupt Republic does not hide their intentions.

[Sean Updike @_Supdike]

@traecos I’m there brother! Send me the addy

[Sean Updike @_Supdike]

@nickwillertz Uranus smells like farts. But so does ur anus…

[Sean Updike @_Supdike]

This checks out. The joke that keeps on giving.

[Sean Updike @_Supdike]

@traecos Lmaooo. Kale salad incoming

[Sean Updike @_Supdike]

@TheSteveWhite Someone’s got to do it

[Sean Updike @_Supdike]

If the sun burped we would probably all die. So good thing it doesn’t burp often.

[yoxic @yoxics]

this guy is drifting in the BO2 map Raid

[A ✩ @adryanashton]

greatest opening to an episode in television history