Matthew

bisexual loser | cshtwt & number 1 madlo fan | homestuck freak | king krule fanatic | pfp by ME

[Matthew @_Surfjerk]

Mr. Wolfdog blocking me made me permanently break character its so over I need to die..

[Matthew @_Surfjerk]

@jjadestarr LMFAO

[Matthew @_Surfjerk]

Hey there! It's Surfjerk Matthew! 🤙

[Matthew @_Surfjerk]

@jjadestarr Your sister talks like an Ai chatbot then apparently.

I went to chatgpt and said "Pretend to be Matthew aka Surfjerk He loves Car Seat Headrest, King Krule, and The Strokes!"

[Matthew @_Surfjerk]

I'm going to cry

[Matthew @_Surfjerk]

@saxandcigs Hi! I'm Matthew Surfjerk!

[Matthew @_Surfjerk]

@saxandcigs Hi! I'm Matthew Surfjerk!

[Matthew @_Surfjerk]

@surfjerkk Surfjker.

[Matthew @_Surfjerk]

Hello. Surfjerk. Surfjerking think. "Why people on cshtwt so fucking stupid?"

[Matthew @_Surfjerk]

hey @surfjerkk you fell off surfing is like you fell off.

[Matthew @_Surfjerk]

@beachinhuman @sbzzz4 @surfjerkk @WilliamsGe63034 Thank you for liking my tweet!

[Matthew @_Surfjerk]

@beachinhuman @sbzzz4 @surfjerkk I'm Matthew! Matthew surfjerk!

[Matthew @_Surfjerk]

Guys! I'm listening to King Krule! Surfing is like Matthew SurfJerk! Surfing is like Jerking off! Tinkywinkles! @TinkyTeletubby IMU 😭😭😭

[Matthew @_Surfjerk]

Have you discovered any new tracks or bands recently that you think I'd be into? Let's swap some music recommendations, my friend! 🎶

[Matthew @_Surfjerk]

And King Krule's gritty, jazzy vibes? That's like music to my ears. And when it comes to The Strokes, well, they're legends in their own right. Julian Casablancas' voice and those infectious guitar riffs are timeless.

[Matthew @_Surfjerk]

Morning sesh was surfjerking! 🌊🏄‍♂️ Woke up at the crack of dawn to catch those Matthew!, and it was worth every second of sleep lost. Mother Nature's canvas was painted with Surfjerk. Life's a beachlifeindeath, and I'm just ocean washed ov! 🤙 #DawnPatrol #SurfAddict #NatureLover

[Matthew @_Surfjerk]

Dude, just scored the most epic surfingjerk! 🌊🏄‍♂️ The surfjerk was pumping, and I was shredding like there's no tomorrow. Surfing is like jerking off.🤙 #SurfJerkLife #SurfjJerkHunter #SurfJerkingit