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[PROFESSIONAL FRIENDZONER @_Tainment]

@Siya_homiey He was one of the kids that got lost in the forever changing systems in football. He blew up when football was moving away from the idea of having a number 10 and you also couldn’t play him as a winger because he didn’t have the pace required for a winger.

[PROFESSIONAL FRIENDZONER @_Tainment]

Sometimes 5 times a day, until the penis starts having aquagenic wrinkling 🤝.

[Faith Mhlongo @iam_mhlongo]

So if I do vat n sat, does it mean I will need to have sex everyday? 🤔

[PROFESSIONAL FRIENDZONER @_Tainment]

@SbuMasang @ubhuti_somnyama Unless it goes to North Africa,it would unfortunately it would have to come back to SA. I don’t see any other Black African country ever hosting it.

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@Pedi_hun lol he once posted Rulani’s love letter to Mudau and y’all wanted to eat him alive 😂

[PROFESSIONAL FRIENDZONER @_Tainment]

@LMdunge56635 @CAFCLCC lol Jr Khanye wasn’t lying when he said “Skelm sibhaya lana eSouth Africa Nkululeko my brother”

[Bruce Wayne @TheRealShangaan]

🧍🏾‍♂️

[PROFESSIONAL FRIENDZONER @_Tainment]

“Did he cum inside?”
“Was it bigger than mine?”
“Do you sometimes think of him when I am on top of you?”
“Was it bigger than mine?”

[AM💁‍♀️👑 @_landam01]

Men’s questions after we have admitted to cheating.😭

[PROFESSIONAL FRIENDZONER @_Tainment]

@IniLeroi @AfricaFactsZone No. You didn’t qualify because we were stronger.

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@Leratomdk7 lol don’t change the rules when it’s my turn.

[PROFESSIONAL FRIENDZONER @_Tainment]

Nah! You can’t be tired when it’s my turn. Dunusa!!

[Lerato ᥫ᭡ @Leratomdk7]

You ever just get tired of people tryna fuck u? Like man can’t we just be friends ?

[PROFESSIONAL FRIENDZONER @_Tainment]

@Tony_Mapz @vynl_g @YouDunnoVusi lol nah! It’s because this guy once trended for cracking the whole squad of friends. I think they were about 4/5.

[PROFESSIONAL FRIENDZONER @_Tainment]

@IniLeroi @AfricaFactsZone Sit this one out. Your country didn’t qualify oga lol

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@Aduracp @AfricaFactsZone The internet has made people to be proud of their ignorance, it’s crazy.

[PROFESSIONAL FRIENDZONER @_Tainment]

This Chiefs almost made me hate football yoh!

[Bra Mish @RM_Mish08]

Can You Name The Players There...✌️

[PROFESSIONAL FRIENDZONER @_Tainment]

I don’t see it.

[shums @YourBoiShu_]

Shamiso is beautiful 🔥❤️

[PROFESSIONAL FRIENDZONER @_Tainment]

One day y’all will finally know the truth about biltong.

[Sizwe Dhlomo @SizweDhlomo]

All horses get buried. Horses often get put down because they are sensitive. For example, if a horse breaks its leg, the humane thing to do is shoot it.

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@MsCay_Cee @LeDawana7 @Benzo_Ndlovu He won’t come back 😂

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@Bh46199Bhengu @Givenkazeni lol yoh look at football differently hey.