Taylor Maher

Struggling guitarist and lawn enthusiast. All hail Melbourne Bitter

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David Swallow #fairytale #AFLFreoSuns

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So what is going to be the narrative this week?
Less than a fortnight ago Australia was imploding and the pundits were calling for blood.
Now, they’ve won by 10 wickets in 2 and a half days.
Cricket is a funny game.
#AUSvIND

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Is there a worse type of human being than the shit airline traveller!?!?

- Boarding etiquette
- Overhead luggage incompetence
- Luggage carousel entitlement

Infuriating.

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13 Prelims in 18 years. Outrageous. #AFLFinals #AFLPowerCats @AFL @GeelongCats

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Only the Doggies can allow a player like Eric Hipwood to play like Wayne bloody Carey 🙃#AFLDogsLions

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Just went from six to midnight 😍

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@tana_slade Magic x

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Tell me you’re heading to Bali without telling me you’re heading to Bali 🦞

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Carey robbed?!? 🤔
#NZvAUS

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@buntz_ Slog lord ❤️

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#NewProfilePic

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F@$king trampolines

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@buntz_ This is INSANE!!

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The biggest Boxing Day decision you’ll make is what to put on your toast under the Christmas ham

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Surely, for the sake of the sport, somebody can be parachuted into NA to sort this shit out!?!
The last 2-3 years of this administration have been an absolute disgrace.
@AusNetballPA @joannamweston @LizzyLegsEllis #netball

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Unemployed for nine weeks amid a bitter pay stoush, netballers have been sleeping in cars and the emotional toll was on full display. https://t.co/D5pSVvZb9k

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Whattt!?!? How does Frente not play Accidently Kelly Street!?!

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Marsh launching absolute piss rockets #INDvsAUSfinal #ICCWorldCup2023 #AUSvsIND

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Absolute God Tier biscuit

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As soon as you see @D_Lombardozzi on your screen, rest assured, he’s the bad guy

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Honestly, @carlagugino just keeps getting better and better 😍
#TheFallOfTheHouseOfUsher