Tcarter

Only thing worse than death is a regret filled coffin🎯 1906🤙🏾IG: _tcarter_3

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Me and my son watching his mom rearrange the entire dishwasher she just asked me to load:

[Ja’Marr Chase’s Burner🫡 @JaMarrMVP_]

When Bengals, Steelers and Ravens fans are beefing with eachother and a Browns fan tries to join in

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

When my girl says I’m taking too long to get ready

[ᴅ ʀ ᴇ ᴡ @FeelLikeDrew]

This is such a versatile meme

[Bracco | Social Sportsbook @PlayBracco]

When you have 2 kings and the dealer flips Blackjack

[DiscussingRDC @DiscussingRDC]

This is every karate movie I swear 😭😂

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[moose #protanking @roadto80pct]

pack them bags junior 💔

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[⚜️The B-U-N™⚜️ @BayouBun]

Sports bring the worst out in people lmaoooooo

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Maryland has passed legislation allowing every parent to take 12 weeks paid leave starting in 2028.

To take care of sick children, mental health, personal issues, pregnancy & more.

[♡ — 幽玄 (ryn) @as060721]

how it feels rewatching a show after a while and realizing you forgot the entire storyline so every episode feels brand new

[Sam Stoffel @sam_stoffel]

my life changed the moment an old mentor told me this:

“stopping your worst habit would change your life way faster than starting your best habit…

fix the leak before filling the bucket.”

[iAm-paquetta @guesswhoiiamm]

When I finally get it right, please God let my mom be there

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012”

me in 2012:

[EASY MONEY PROFIT SNIPER 📈💰 @EasyMoneyTeej]

Smokey trying to make $100 look like $200 in front of Big Worm.

[dricki| @drickisurl]

Ts might be on of the greatest tweets of all time

[𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗟𝗔 𝗙𝗔𝗡 🕷️ @LarespectfulLBJ]

Looked my boss in his 2 pupils and told him to raise my pay if he values his jaw

[Prepared Remarks @P_Remarks]

Me to my wife when she asks me to take out the garbage and I do it immediately instead of sitting for another 5 minutes

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

and this is why education is important because the republican party under donald trump and the republican party under abraham lincoln are two very different things