Tebogo Mojaki

I'm just here to retweet and laugh

[Tebogo Mojaki @_TebogoM_]

Good evening everyone, I present to you NR Quality Tech, we are a proudly South African Engineering company offering flow regulation services across the whole country, we manufacture various industrial cast iron butterfly and gate valves.

[Miyandy @Amahashi_]

Ohhh spare us the performance you FRAUD!
You promised thousands of CCTV cameras, including in townships, hostels and informal settlements, plus an integrated command centre watching them in real time. Were any of those cameras covering Rhodesfield and the R21 corridor where these women’s bodies were found????
You claimed to have launched AmaPanyaza crime wardens, e-panic buttons, helicopters and drones and said women should no longer fear going out in public. Why is SAPS now telling women in Kempton Park not to run or walk alone????

You said if you failed to fight crime you would resign.
Why the hell is your ass still working?

[Tebogo Mojaki @_TebogoM_]

@omwidk @OMG_ITS_NDABA Nope, you are wrong

[Tebogo Mojaki @_TebogoM_]

What a come back

[adkins @adkinsfight]

This gotta be one of the best fight videos 😭😭😭

[zeusblxck @zeusblxckthe1st]

That slap traveled the whole street😭he will never do anything like that again

[Tebogo Mojaki @_TebogoM_]

Poor guy had his time wasted, hope he finds himself a good woman

[PratzDoll @thankstomypast]

never met anyone as intelligent and fit as him. Research scientist, footballer, surfer, drummer, multilingual, training for a half ironman with a beautiful smile and insane body… literally everything i need in a man and then the ick hit 💔

[Tebogo Mojaki @_TebogoM_]

It's 1:30am and the person I miss is in Coligny out of all places in the world 🙄

[Malume Malusi @UncleCul]

Anything lower than where I am and UNICEF might have to step in 😩😭

[67 @derroh_]

Whats the correlation between the baby and you?

[Tebogo Mojaki @_TebogoM_]

@kimThibz @GwavaJoos It's still your house, break the door down!!!

[Gustavo. @LordVizo__]

No one. You just become an introvert and homebody until you have money again.

[k3lly @k3llyv6]

Can’t we fuck cause we wanna fuck, do I have to buy you a wig?😭

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

I’ve made my mom proud all my life but this thing ya getting her a daughter in law and grand kids is harder than I thought.

[Bhudda Saider @saider_mx]

Sugar Mamas xa u Ben10 evula I condom yesithathu:

[k. @korie_tweets]

my ultimate delusion is that i will win. not maybe, not someday, not if things go right. i will win, it’s a certainty. and there’s nothing in this world strong enough to convince me otherwise.

[16 @Josh__IK]

Friendly babes, they irritate me so much. You bring your babe around the squad and she’s shinning teeth and chatting with everyone 🤮🤮

[#PianoGenius @KK_KingKokii]

i conquered the Wits Edge alone bathong

[Thendo Ralph @ThendoRalph]

I wasn’t laughing till I saw the driver…🤣

[BigDawg @IamBigRu]

Imagine having six more than 10 times a week 😳 Sol ke alien

[Mikeoriv♨️ @mikeoriv]

The way everyone kept disappearing from the camera 😭

[' @isthatbog]

Respect to the guy in pink, sat him down and realised he wasn't a threat, so got him to calm down