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[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

I fuck the finest hoes man

Very pretty hookers wenye mna date hii Nairobi.

I went from "Hey pretty" to "How much" and I've never regretted my decision.

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

These are the same niggas who will start bitching when women refuse to spend the night in their houses btw. When they spend time, the niggas are still bitching about it. Damned if you, damned if you don't. If I was a girl I swear I'd be a lesbian 😂😂

[☆ @_Telesio]

😂😂

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

msupa akikatalia kwangu nitajua ni kazi ya Dr mattress,not my 4inch siaya penis

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

msupa akikatalia kwangu nitajua ni kazi ya Dr mattress,not my 4inch siaya penis

[Smurf 🧚🏻‍♀️ @Smurf_Nita]

Oomf alinunua nyama 1kg for the guest, every time anaweka ingredients, anaonja 😂, since kitchen ni open kitchen, guest alikuwa anaona, tell me why, this man after the food is ready, anaambia this babe, ati hii nyama umeonja x amount of times, kama hungekuwa mlafi, tungeshiba😂

[Young⁠ @Brayohki]

was talking to my cousin na msichana hataki kuolewa, she said hata aliambia babake, babake akasimama tu na kuita mamake telling her " kwanerang'o egesagane ekio" haha na akajiondoa kwa table

[Smurf 🧚🏻‍♀️ @Smurf_Nita]

Huko kwa relationship ni kama mnateseka sana😂😂😂, I hope y'all realise your partner's don't like you and move accordingly.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

😂😂😂😂😂

Wengi wanaulizwa if they would let a nigga stay 2 days kwao wanasema ‘ you know for us it’s different’

Ngoma theri

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Mmeanza kutreat the girls venye wangewa treat kama hamngekua na juice

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

Sasa kama kukaa siku Tatu mnakasirika hivi, vijana mtaoa kweli??😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[Patpat💗🌺 @_num4]

Trying to get my daughter to take some good shots of me and she's talking about some nimechoka mkono, like girl lock in your mom is still a young ho 😂

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Hio conversation ya dem ku overstay is just niggas complaining that their steaks are too juicy

[🐉 @Kamau266]

🤣🤣🤣

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Haha.. Madem watawaGaslight vile they won't clean the house and wash your clothes unless you put a ring on it but be rest assured, if she can't clean before you put the ring on it, she won't clean after.. Dem ataBedrot the whole weekend juu yeye si “mama fua”...

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

"If you check a male group chat, all they talk about is women."

[☆ @_Telesio]

Funny thing ni aty you might even own a Rolls-Royce or Have a fucking mansion na bado unamegewa tu
Shit's crazy

[Young⁠ @Brayohki]

watu walikua wanadhani once wamepata pesa watakua wanabag madem huwa in for a big shock. pesa imeingia na nobody wants you, sasa inabidi umenunua machine inaguruma lakini the only people unapull ni men who love cars.
sasa unageuka those type of men who simp with money, uko DM ya dem unambembeleza akuje atumie pesa yako.
mimi huona kupull madem huwa some personal trait yenye hata without money you can still do

[☆ @_Telesio]

Flat tummy babes might be my end aki

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Wait until you ask them "How do you do?"

[☆ @_Telesio]

Haha