Texas Problems

6th Generation Texan- made, born and raised. Longhorn fan, beer and country music lover. Drive a truck, party hard, go to church, drip Texas pride.

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George Strait has set a standard for sexiness that I will never achieve.

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People on I-35 drive like they have never seen a road before. #TexasProblems

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700 Followers! That's a whopping .005% of Texas. #TexasProblems

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I'm all for keeping the Heisman in Texas, but did it really have to be an Aggie? #TexasProblems

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Texas at its finest. http://t.co/6aQr9oDZ

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You might be a Texan if you see a tornado and instinctively pull out your camera instead of taking cover. #TexasProblems

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On Georgia's secession petition, "Georgia" isn't even capitalized. Better luck next time. https://t.co/VHYIxPJV #TexasProblems

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Sign the petition for Texas to secede! Even though it won't ever, ever happen. #TexasProblems

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The Weather. #TexasProblems

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The official tally is in, and OU still sucks. #TexasProblems

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"Texas is the biggest state" "No, you forgot Alaska", "Pardon me, the biggest state that anyone cares about." #TexasProblems

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Get out and vote tomorrow, even if it only matters symbolically, since you're a Texan. #TexasProblems

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#ThingsIGetALot "Do you ride a horse to school?" Of course I ride a horse. #PoetAndIDidntEvenKnowIt #RhymeAllTheTime #TexasProblems

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#WhyImNotVotingForObama because I'm voting for Rick Perry. Now what was that 3rd thing? #TexasProblems

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I just set my clock back an hour and OU still sucks. #TexasProblems

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When a nice day at the park is interrupted by 26 simultaneous Mexican birthday parties #TexasProblems

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I base my life decisions on what the most stereotypical Texan is supposed to do. #TexasProblems

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#SaySomethingNiceAboutObama I'm trying so hard, but I just... I just... #TexasProblems

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I see baylor's women's basketball team, but I see no women. #TexasProblems

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There's not much of a difference between how people dress on Halloween in Austin to any other day. #TexasProblems