JakeFromStateFarm

⚤ | BLACK | cooler than the other side of the pillow Meme Lover/Enthusiast ❦

[JakeFromStateFarm @_thatboyjake]

#serviceindustryheadass Me:can u slide your💳again it didn't go thru. Costumer:it won't charge my card again willit?

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT

[Caleb Eli ❣️ @Caleb__Eli]

I tweet for me boo 😭 Twitter for the OGs was basically a diary. We wasn’t sitting around chasing engagement . You just had a thought, tweeted it, and kept scrolling. If somebody saw it, cool. If they didn’t, oh well 😂 Twitter originally wasn’t even about likes like that. It was just people broadcasting their random ass thoughts into the universe.

[¥ @LAYSAINTLAURENT]

I love making new friends as an adult sooo much, it really does remind you that there are soooo many people in this world to like, love and giggle with and you have a whole lifetime to meet as much of them as you can.

[芸武 @SolRadiant7]

Can we shift focus to the sheer volume of black people GRADUATING COLLEGE TODAY??? I ain’t seen nothing but caps, gowns, degrees, and TEETH 😭💓

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

sending me on an errand that needs constant communication, then the second i get there you suddenly stop picking up my calls.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me staring at a picture i am about to post but it's getting uglier and uglier

[daz @MetamateDaz]

2 parents
4 grandparents
8 great grandparents
16 great great grandparents
32 great great great grandparents
64 great great great great grandparents
128 great great great great great grandparents

and not a single one of them passed down a house?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[katyakay @katyakayy]

starting to run in your 30’s is a great way to meet new people. today i met two paramedics, one nurse and almost God.

[🤍 @letitiasdaya_]

i truly don’t even see zendaya when she plays rue like it’s crazy😭😭😭 she’s such an amazing actress

[Softboy @softboywin]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Pov: When the exam is so hard that you're learning new things by reading the questions

[QueenKema, MBA👸🏽 @kemaaaaa_____]

😭😭 “so what you gone do”

[krismadarame @krismadarame]

I used to watch this with no idea wtf was going on.

[SERENITY @SerenityArrione]

I just put $40 in my tank and it gave me 120 miles

[Drebae @Drebae_]

me trying to hold myself back from shopping and spending recklessly just because the sun is out