The Blue Torch

A guiding light in an age of MAGA misinformation.

[The Blue Torch @_TheBlueTorch]

She wasn't one of you, MAGA:

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

It's hard to overstate how much this new wave of Democratic talent will outclass JD Vance in the 2028 presidential election.

JD Vance might as well preemptively drop out of the running

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

It’d be a shame if Donald Trump were to see this, so make sure that whatever you do, don’t retweet it.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

You voted for the circus, defended the clowns, sold the tickets, and now you're complaining about the performance.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Watching America collectively say "fuck you" to Trump is wayyy better than a $5000 check we were never going to get anyway.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Donald Trump: “I don’t want to go to hell. I hope I go to heaven.”

I’m not forgetting the Epstein files!

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

This is like calling 911 during a break-in, only for the cop to show up and accuse you of disrespecting the burglar.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

There’s always a tweet.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Spotted in AZ.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Trump supporters are reportedly still mad they can't get their $5000 midterm checks now.

Guys, you were never going to get them...

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Reporter: “How does it feel to be a loser, Mr. President?”

Trump: Waddles away like a lumbering fat fuck, pedophile piece of shit loser.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Todd Blanche wants to investigate Democrats calling for investigations into Trump.

Hey Todd, millions voted for accountability, and that includes you.

We still want to know why Ghislaine Maxwell was moved to a prison offering yoga and Pilates after meeting with you.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

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[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Repeat after me motherfuckers:
- Kennedy Center
- Gulf of Mexico
- Lake Ontario
- Department of Defense
- Artificial Intelligence
- FUCK DONALD TRUMP

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

My child just got accepted to the university they applied to, OMG! 😭

[Covie @covie_93]

trump making stephen miller his chief of staff proves once again that he learned absolutely nothing from the shellacking on Tuesday.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

How does it make you feel that Pete Hegseth, RFK Jr., and Kash Patel already appear to be at the very top of the list of officials who could face impeachment under the new Congress?

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

I’m sick of hearing Democrats should go easy on Trump and Republicans because the midterms humiliated them.

That was the point.

Billionaires don’t need an olive branch. They need to learn that money and power don’t put them above accountability.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Why does it feel like Republicans were more upset by Obama's Cheesecake Factory joke than losing the House and the Senate? 🤔

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I just realized the Dems can subpoena Jared Kushner now.

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[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

That explains why he turned to MAGA...