Überfrau

the final act

[Überfrau @_TheSafia]

by age 30 you should be a communist with a 6 figure salary

[onethousandblunts 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇻 @onethousandsan2]

watching norway vs england with my dick out

[b @wwxwashere]

the aftercare goes crazy

[🤖 🇳🇴🇦🇷🇧🇪 @tfmcfc]

Sorloth is 30 yr old, playing for norway since 2016, before this world cup he achieved nothing with norway or not even at club level. Haaland took him to world cup and this is how he repaid him.

[jugo @jugov5]

Took a nation of 5 million people to a major tournament for the first time since 2000. Scored 16 in 8 qualifying games. Not only that, he made it to a World Cup quarterfinal. Scored 7 goals in the process. Historic

You will always be the best striker itw.

[َ @gir1genius]

jealousy is indeed a disease

[𝖉𝖆𝖕𝖍𝖓𝖊 @neonhedonics]

barbie’s wild bc ryan gosling is acting like he’s starving on the street he’s acting like this is his last shot to make something of himself like no one is ever gonna hire him again unless he makes everyone else in this stupid toy movie look like they’re asleep

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

Athletes like Erling Haaland and Alysa Liu hava captured our hearts because we live in a time of incompetent leaders and toxic masculinity. It is such a refreshing rebuke to see people performing at high levels while having fun and being their full selves.

[Dan @001Oxygen]

If Messi is Normal, how did he know there was a Second ball coming behind him even Without looking??

[ruan.🩸 @ruanrlx]

Por esse ângulo fica ainda mais sinistro

O Haaland nunca vai esquecer dessa porra

Se sai o gol aí, era 2x0

Sorloth em um país sério nunca mais viveria tranquilo

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

7 goles en 5 partidos en su primer mundial

Histórico

[luna @kihyunsfilm]

te amo haaland te amo

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

incredible goal by bellingham but what’s most important here is that we all acknowledge he’s the hottest soccer player on the planet

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

Haaland 😭

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

me 5 weeks ago- “i dont know much about soccer but i’ll watch the world cup”

me today- “selfish from oscar bobb there, haaland was open”

[siri ☾ saw dionysus flipping reply limit @rvkymin]

THE LAST MUSLIM COUNTRY IN THE WORLD CUP (ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿) IS STILL STANDING ALHAMDULILLAH

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

This angle of Sørloth ignoring Haaland. The reaction from Haaland says it all man. He was frustrated and disappointed, just like the rest of us.

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

This is insane, man. Everyone in the stadium is chanting "Hey Jude," including Beckham.

[��ֶָ @MOTOMAMl]

jude bellingham es lo más grande que le ha pasado a inglaterra desde one direction

[Chris @citehchris]

when this is all over I would love to visit the beautiful latin country of norway

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

Very excited to watch my favorite athlete Erling Haaland, who I just learned existed about 3 weeks ago.