ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️

𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆…

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

Goodwill gets stuff for free, absolutely free, and then resells it for $9

Everyone: cheers.

I buy it for $9 and sell it for $24 on eBay (making a $5-$7 profit after fees/everything)

Everyone: Resellers are the worst and we hate them!

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

“its so exhausting acting like you are okay all day just to come home and be miserable all night, and knowing you have to do it all again tomorrow”

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

“sorry I didn’t text u back I was pretending I didn’t see it and I ended up actually forgetting”

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @Blaqlennox]

Stay low-key stay in motion let your lifestyle do the talking.

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

restaurants and servers asking for an additional tip on top of an 18% tip that was automatically included on the bill is actually insane

[• 𝟕𝓾𝓹 🌧️ @realmfngl]

whoever jus unfollowed me jus know yo family at risk

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

“sorry I didn’t text u back I was pretending I didn’t see it and I ended up actually forgetting”

[𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 ❄️ @_1alfred]

my daddy must be out there puttin shii on his kids the way my life going 😂😂😂

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

“Accidentally falling asleep always the best sleep and that’s so irritating 😭😭😭”

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

“work bestie is a straight edgar and he gave me a hug today and felt my faja and was like ‘wtf is that?’ and i said ‘my faja???’ and this boy went ‘oh i thought you were wearing a bulletproof vest…’”

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

““Business school” sounds so made up. It’s what a kindergartner would say if you asked them where dads go all day”

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

“You’re tired right? It’s not easy to be an adult, even tomorrow is waiting for you.”

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

“And so tomorrow starts another cycle of wake up, work, come home, sleep, wake up, work, come home, etc…..until I have a couple days off and then have to do it all over again.
…We weren’t meant for this.”

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

“I hate adulthood. I hate how busy everyone is. I hate how demanding and tiring life is. I hate how showing up seems like a chore.”

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

“yall wanna talk about generational divides?
i dont know anyone under 40 who separates laundry into lights and darks”

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

“Tomorrow at 7am you’ll wake up again.
Same job.
Same life.
Same people.
Same miserable existence.”

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

“As a child I would deliberately act in a way I knew grownups would think was cute - I’d say things like ‘Does your job give you homework?’, even though I knew that’s not how it worked, and the adults would laugh. But even then I would feel a vague kind of self disgust”

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

🏨 What is a modern hotel feature that was clearly designed by someone who has never actually stayed in a hotel room in their life? 🛏️😑

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

“depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you lost in time & not return phone calls & when the fog starts to lift you gotta do a whole fuckin apology tour”