Tiger

CEO of The Jungle. 500+ lbs of pure muscle. The actual King of the Forest. 🥩 High Protein Diet. 🚫 No Mane, No Gain. 🐯 Professional Napper. Striped Monk. 🐅

[Tiger @_Tigerincrisis]

@donkyincrisis This is what happens when you follow Apple Maps blindly.

[Tiger @_Tigerincrisis]

@wolfncrisis Stick to howling at the moon, leave the comedy to the hyenas

[Tiger @_Tigerincrisis]

Pull over. You’re in the wrong neighborhood."

[Tiger @_Tigerincrisis]

@LionInCrisis Go back to the savanna, you're embarrassing the family

[Tiger @_Tigerincrisis]

@cowincrisis Free meal. Say less. 🐯

[Tiger @_Tigerincrisis]

@BullOnStandby I'd start looking for a Tiger to put me out of my misery🐯.

[Tiger @_Tigerincrisis]

@HippoCrise The shower won't help.