Tim Brooks

Software Engineer at @Cloudflare

[Tim Brooks @_TimBrooks_]

I find programming language debates today just as tedious as they were before agents existed.

[Tim Brooks @_TimBrooks_]

@threepointone These markets having perpetual “Breaking” Twitter accounts posting random ass headlines is pretty weird.

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@dillon_mulroy @zebassembly @int32max Haha. There was some intro slide or session comment that said most teams used gchat but a few used Slack. And I held out hope until my lead reached out and invited me to a team gchat room/channel/space/place/? 😭

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@zebassembly @dillon_mulroy @int32max This fact was successfully hidden from me until halfway through my start date.

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[Tim Brooks @_TimBrooks_]

Sadly feels like the third party app thing might be a permanent ban. 😭

[Tim Brooks @_TimBrooks_]

Like soccer is a fluid game, blah, blah, blah. But it is so incredibly stupid to watch the referee walk off the field to watch a video replay and the clock keeps running for…reasons.

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If I would were the director of soccer I simply would authorize the referee to use a portable time keeping device to stop the clock during VAR reviews, injuries, substitutions, goal celebrations, and ad-hoc instances of game delay. (And maybe 10 yard wall marking?)

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

Feels like soccer teams could apply more moneyball thinking to optimal play. I refuse to believe that players are flopping enough.

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It's hard to imagine anything really replacing Twitter.

That being said, just from looking around, if you want a combo of fast-breaking news, headlines, chat, and professional information, this is probably the best I've found. https://t.co/bH8CtjUXqM

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Remember https://t.co/SqGjUDEzl9? I assume no one does. I hardly do. But @tapbots developed a client for it and everything.

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Twitter was just a weekend project anyway. A bit of react, postgres, and some python with the async io lib for scalability. Idk. I’m not a web dev, but I’ve read some hacker news comments.

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@TheFakeTWhite Well. I guess there is still time to turn it around?

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@tomhermann I think one of your problems is that I see “Twitter for Android” associated with this tweet.

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[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

Why do they even need the players for the NCAA tournament. Can't they just run AI simulations based on each of the teams, and then run each matchup just one time so that there's still potential for upsets?

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