John

Daydreams and Tornado Screams

[John @_topJohn]

I can see the fluorescent lights flickering... You think I'm getting any work done?

[John @_topJohn]

Meta should buy the rights to the name Twitter and rename threads to Twitter and then everyone would go there

[John @_topJohn]

@PlineyThe @NightDaily_ Goat

[John @_topJohn]

So basically, Twitter has a new logo and nothing is different. They're still called "Tweets" twitter and tweet verbiage isn't still used everywhere

[John @_topJohn]

@cavo Rasputin

[John @_topJohn]

Thanks @pinkfloyd for spending 8,269 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Time. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Aqr8pXy0KQ

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

And now for something spooky:

[John @_topJohn]

The queen is dead, they better be putting a skeleton on that coin now

[John @_topJohn]

@ITYSL Aww fuck

[KwanLi (Beats)🌹🍷 @KwanLi_]

This How They Make McDonald's Sprite

[Brian’s Hat 💦🥩 @BriansHatITYSL]

It’s not a distraction! The guy at the store told him he’s the only guy they’ve ever seen pull it off!

[John @_topJohn]

Genuinely dying

[John @_topJohn]

Some nights just last forever

[John @_topJohn]

Nobody on TV ever sneezes

[John @_topJohn]

Nicotine

[John @_topJohn]

I'm stuck in the old ways, trapped under ice. Both pathways have the same ending. Damage is permanent.

[John @_topJohn]

Yeah it's a nightmare

[John @_topJohn]

Have one, have twenty more "one mores"

[John @_topJohn]

Live now playing #haloinfinite

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