True Story

My Life is based on a true story.

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You can't lose, if they can't win.

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Had to close the sunroof because of too much sun.

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Entire work going to take a picture with santa. 50 people between 20 and 35 going on his lap.

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My brother lost his first tooth. I told him d tooth fairy was going to give him money for it. Hes now convinced d rock is going to visit him

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Chris Paul to Lakers. Who else is in on this deal?

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@Dormtainment valet boot camp is amazing! So funny. Especially Tay

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Taco Bell shpuld be renamed to laxative. Cuz no matter what it will not be fun later.

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Whoever pulled the fire alarm while it was snowing is public enemy number 1!

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No mattet how hard dq tries they will never match the original old spice man

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I said tell me what is about cocaine that makes it wonderful. He said it intensifies your personality. Yes but what if your an asshole?

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If you have to pepper spray someone for a sale at wal mart. You can have that peanut butter and snicker doodle

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Dear person with exact change. Juat use a 20 and stop trying to show the rest of us up with your collection of coins.

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Everybody knows that Cosco keeps the costs low! #truestory

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Any1 who waited in line to get COD at midnigt needs to reevaluate their priorities. Especially if u payed more than $60

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Dear screenwriters. Next time you make a horror movie. Make it scary. I already know the killer is in the closet. Sincerely, not scared.

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German fashion designer makes clothes out of milk.

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In Alabama you can get ur ashes packed into ammunition and go out with a bang. #truestory

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Nestle makes commercials just for dogs. Everything done in high frequency to get their attention. Good idea since dogs buy their own food.