LD

who do you think you are, I am

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

@rjb_1998 Got one at the Stevenage station in the Knebworth direction too

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

Greggmaxxing for dinner

[San Antonio Zoo 🦍 @SanAntonioZoo]

Big time popcorn guy 🍿🦍

Unsalted, unbuttered popcorn is a special treat and enrichment item that the gorillas love!

[Good Law Project @GoodLawProject]

NHS England is rolling out software to run our health records from Palantir – a US spy-tech firm that has supported mass deportation in the US and enabled genocide in Gaza.

Say No to Palantir in the NHS ⬇️
https://t.co/JGcobrFyzb

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

Im being so serious that 90% of grown adults do not know what size shoes they should wear.

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

my husband’s shoes always wear in the back by the heel. every pair of chucks he’s ever owned get a hole in the back after a couple months. never seen anything like it. one day i held the shoe up to his foot and it was clearly too big. “i think you’re wearing the wrong size” i say. “no i have always worn this size.” ok. couple months later we go to get him new shoes. they don’t have them in “his size”. i ask the sales guy if they have the next size down. yes. he tries them on. perfect fit. he loves them so much that he wears them out of the store. “these are the most comfortable shoes i’ve ever owned!” yes because you’re not wearing Clown Shoes anymore. idiot.

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

@Liamjsm c'nCRETE is also wild

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

I hope they arrest him on the pitch instead!!!!

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Ronaldo was sent off during Portugal's 2-0 qualifying defeat to Republic of Ireland earlier this month 🟥

Violent conduct normally carries a three-match ban but he has had the second and third matches suspended for a year 🏆

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

@margielamotive The famously british brownstone with sash windows and a window mounted air conditioning unit

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

Media literacy has hit a catastrophic low such that this kind of poster doesn't understand that what made the inbetweeners funny wasn't because they said stuff that "triggered the wokes"

[JT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @jt_stamford]

This could genuinely be the turning point - make ALL the types of jokes they used to, and bring back a bit of normality.

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

@PercThaGoat You want another? Copenhagen Denmark

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

@oksunflowers "Oh ye I bet dat iceberg is massive underneath"

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

New MJ Lenderman dropped

[Shawn Garrett @ShawnGarrett]

Frito Lay truck crash in Crescent City, California.

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

He caught he grinch paragliding over he suburban sprawling neighbourhood

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

The Grinch spotted flying through a neighborhood in DFW today 🎄(via IG/ bethleija)

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

@mikehunnidproof its actually just neither acid or alkaline

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

Chef Gruel, i'd like you to meet my good friends, the renowned Dr. Illness and esteemed Reverend Blasphemy.

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

Disgusting. They are combining hydrogen, carbon and oxygen to create fat molecules then manipulate that to taste like butter. Why do this when we already have butter?

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

This kind of stuff sucks a lot, actually.

[Aleksander Holynski @holynski_]

Something fun we discovered: you can use #Genie3 to step into and explore your favorite paintings.

Here's a short visit to Edward Hopper's "Nighthawks".

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

You have a crush on Tim. You are ghostwriting his 5-bags-of-popcorn reviews.

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

You were sitting behind the VFA's number one movie buff

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

No because if the bald win then obviously it's a hair loss.

[LD @_TweetleDee_]

I've been to places of which you cannot conceive like Rosemont Illinois for example