_Vahnessuh

Napping gold medalist.

[_Vahnessuh @_Vahnessuh]

Let me get ready

*continues sitting for another 20 mins*

😬

[_Vahnessuh @_Vahnessuh]

Can confirm it’s the tits

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

9. Rothenburg, Germany

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of the world's most beautiful towns and villages at Christmas 🧵

1. Locorotondo, Italy

[_Vahnessuh @_Vahnessuh]

Ask your girlfriends and guy friends for dating advice then report back on how wildly different the responses are 😂 CUZ WHAT!!!

[_Vahnessuh @_Vahnessuh]

Please say sike

[culture @notgwendalupe]

6 years ago, Halsey released
'Without Me'

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This breaks my heart 💔

[Satan @s8n]

be safe out there!

[_Vahnessuh @_Vahnessuh]

@elonmusk @Caitlyn_Jenner Or we could just find ways to celebrate each other lol idk

[culture @notgwendalupe]

8 movie moments that had me stressed:

1) carrie bradshaw realizing mr big was leaving her at the altar in 'sex and the city'

[Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib @RepRashida]

Six-year-old Hind Rajab was on the phone for 3 hours begging paramedics to rescue her from inside the car where her family members were killed.

A new forensic analysis has found that Israeli forces from a tank fired 355 bullets at the car and would have had a clear view of her.

[_Vahnessuh @_Vahnessuh]

@ItsPoochFlair Notice how it looked different before I replied to it but thank u ☺️

[_Vahnessuh @_Vahnessuh]

@ItsPoochFlair Screwed the pooch on that☝️ it’s hotter than a bitch in Vegas hahaha lol that was the best I got rn. While I’m here please prosper amen

[Pooch Flair @ItsPoochFlair]

My dream is to one day write comedy. I've been told that I've changed the lives of some people through my comedy and nothing feels better than that. So here is a thread of a bunch of funny short stories I wrote. RT this for me so the right person will see this

[. @Flyndutchlady]

Why the fuck can’t I sleep tho 🤬