mr. professor jester

unusual and highly favored 🇵🇸

[mr. professor jester @_VALERI333]

how about multimillionaires? how about 8 inches and thick? how about talented? how about loving and respectful?

[Soph 𓅃 @auroralchorus]

Say it with me, all cops are bastards

"But my dad is a cop and he's a good person"

He goes to work everyday alongside rapists and serial killers and they're his buddies he gets donuts with, that's not what a good person's social circle looks like

[AARON 🔺🗃️ back ? @MEGAARN_]

It’s because propaganda works

[mr. professor jester @_VALERI333]

garrett langley fuck you you coward i hope you never know a day of peace

[giffy @giffyonline]

I like to COOK and I love to BAKE
BREAD and COOKIES and PIES and CAKES

[Ori’s Government @Crabperson27]

Being an adult is awesome because you get to schedule play dates with your friends where you all get drunk and high and play video games

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

People are most jazzed by Talarico, and that's fine. But Gina Hinojosa vs. Abbott is without a doubt the most important race this cycle in Texas. Maybe in the whole country.

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

así me siento cuando alguien me dice que huelo rico

[Irreverent-Farmer @cattlemanON]

Gm. I guess they don’t like a taste of their own medicine.

"To determine the true rulers of any society, all you must do is ask yourself this question: Who is it that I am not permitted to criticize?"

[maria alice @shapeIess]

nao queria ser aquela amiga muito woke mas estou começando a enxergar misoginia em absolutamente tudo ao meu redor a todo minuto

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

How the hell are you supposed to talk about the two illegal Israeli run bio labs in the US that both had COVID samples without sounding like a psychotic conspiracy brained nazi

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

BUG……..Bitch U Gay🤷🪲🐞🐜

[Cindy Woo 💗🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @CynthiaEthelWo2]

GINA HINOJOSA FOR TX GOVERNOR

[moose🫎 @milkmetatron]

need a bone crushing hug, an orgasm that'll make me see god, and $12,000

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

Warm up the guillotines. It’s time.

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

someone evil better fucking die soon I’m so serious I can’t take it

[Hush @shushwave]

Greg Abbott campaigns are just "I will fix Texas" despite him being in office for over a decade and doing shit like endorsing a mass surveillance state.

[✯ @sashimicrudo]

I wanna have FUN, I wanna get high, I wanna get DRUNK, I wanna do drugs, I wanna make love, I wanna get FUCKED