Vegan Problems

Comedy account where you can laugh your ass out with the ugliest truth of being vegan.

[Vegan Problems @_VeganProblems]

- I'm vegan.
- ARE YOU KIDDING? WHAT DO YOU EAT?
- You know, paper, plastic, cardboard... Sometimes wood, but just in special occasions.

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@Pedro_o_o_o :)

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When you're in the supermarket and you have to cross the meat corridor.

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Sorry Anthony but fuck you 😊 https://t.co/VWC0dca0zX

[Anthony Dagher ⓥ @7AnthonyDagher7]

I usually do not do this, but I feel like this is appropriate to post since this person is claiming to be a vegan even though she admitted to buying non-vegan ice cream for someone else, defended what she did when I spoke with her privately (hoping that would make her less likely

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SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK! https://t.co/AVP7DdXMPt

[Kate Louise Powell @KatePow3ll]

Gender politics & animal abuse are two different convos. Different things happen to animals based on sex (MALE chicks macerated, FEMALE pigs artificially inseminated) but gender is a HUMAN concept. Animals are exploited because they are non-human, not because they are "women".

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The shop assistant when I come into a vegan shop.

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- So what’s your favorite vegan food?
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- Do you want some weed?
+ Sorry, I’m vegan. I got mine.

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Yasss 🐔❤️
https://t.co/zyN9ciK6pf

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Vegan condoms

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- Veganism is trash.
Me:

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He’s vegan. https://t.co/BQvFqYnP03

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Who’s gonna spend the whole dinner listening to stupid jokes and questions about how we are gonna die soon?

[Vegan Problems @_VeganProblems]

🖕🏽😊 https://t.co/6DyDmOZIt6

[SeaWorld @SeaWorld]

"If consumers and animal activists truthfully care about the health and well-being of marine organisms, they should think about planning a visit to #SeaWorld." Read more: https://t.co/r4YKwXmRYk